EU Votes To Grant "electronic Personhood" To Cyberdyne T 800s

The Inquirer ^ | 13 January 2017 | Graeme Burton

[TBP]

So robots are people but fetuses aren't?

[Road Warrior ‘04]

Onion?

[Mr. Douglas]

The “intent” thing will be fun. But I assume this is satire.

[TBP]

Sadly not.

[Red Badger]

Just you wait, they’ll be voting next.................

[Red Badger]

No, it’s real.................

[An.American.Expatriate]

“Follow the money”

This is nothing more than a scam to force employers to pay taxes for their employees (i.e. that which they would have had to withhold ...)

[lafroste]

But the T 800’s have latex skin, you can spot them easy. It’s the T-100’s that have real skin, bad breath, very hard to spot.

[muleskinner]

"A Cyberdyne Systems series T-800 Model 101 Terminator with living tissue over a metal endoskeleton..."

[rlmorel]

For satire to be satire, it must be distinguishable from reality in some way.

That is getting really hard to do.

[WakeUpAndVote]

[bigbob]

the EU is nucking futs!

[Gaffer]

Muslims want them indoctrinated to Islam

[Durus]

I’ve never heard of anthropomorpism as pathological before now. Next up better working conditions for kitchen appliances.

[Mr. Douglas]

Then it’s nuts. I’m starting to understand the need for Brexit.

[xp38]

Just wait til we get a load of the T-1000 prototype to say nothing of the T-X. :)

[fella]

No wonder the biological people of Europe want out of the EU.

[TBP]

Al-Roboti?

[Red Badger]

Give robots ‘personhood’ status, EU committee argues :

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jan/12/give-robots-personhood-status-eu-committee-argues

Europe’s robots to become ‘electronic persons’ under draft plan:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-robotics-lawmaking-idUSKCN0Z72AY

MEPs vote on robots’ legal status - and if a kill switch is required:

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-38583360

[Red Badger]

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