[txhurl]

Don’t write it: say, smile, wink.

[max americana]

The only “tech’ Klownie the Kenyan improved is which iron he should bring to the golf course.

[Fantasywriter]

Martin Michael Lomasney, Ward Boss of Boston’s Ward Eight, speaking on the importance of discretion: “Never write if you can speak; never speak if you can nod; never nod if you can wink.”