Safe Shorts are Sold out in Germany

Sunday Express ^ | 1/1/17 | Laura Mowat

[scooby321]

AN ENTREPRENEUR from Germany has created trousers with the aim of protecting women from possible sex attacks while they are out jogging - and the first 150 were sold out immediately.

[scooby321]

The trousers come with a lock for women’s intimate areas and an alarm, so would ensure the wearers were kept safe from any sex attacks.

[headstamp 2]

Anything to not deal with the actual problem.

[BenLurkin]

Chastity belts.

[KarlInOhio]

When is Merkel going to tell everyone that those pants are hateful to the German government’s new guests and are therefore illegal. When the population isn’t compliant to the government replace the population.

[RightGeek]

Alternative plan:

[GraceG]

A panty holster would be far more effective.

[bigbob]

The Crazy Russian Hacker will find a way to open these with a bent nail

[mountn man]

Here's my idea of safe shorts

[JubJub]

They might be good to wear around the house!

[ealgeone]

I think any decent knife will defeat this “solution”.

[pinkandgreenmom]

That the femi-nazis are not going ballistic should tell you something.

[Thibodeaux]

My DIL told me she has ceased walking on part of the American Way greenway trail in Durham NC. Women are being harassed by blacks.

the game is to rush out and pat them on the butt

[Organic Panic]

And what do young boys get?

[Scrambler Bob]

those pants are hateful to the German government’s new guests
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No, ALL pants are hateful.

Ban pants.

...

But not Burkas?

[Dilbert San Diego]

Wow. Some of the contours we see are very interesting.......

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I guess German Women should just stay indoors and do what their men tell them to do. /s/

[Vaquero]

Maybe we should air drop GM Guide Lamp Liberators for those in Germany who won't put up with the Islamofacists

[mkmensinger]

Maid Marian (Robin Hood Men In Tights) had the answer:

[SpaceBar]

Merkel should be dangling like a carrion scented air freshener.

[onedoug]

Stupid, stupid and even stupider Germans.