Posted on 12/16/2016 4:30:25 AM PST by Kaslin
If you’re like me, you’re counting down the days until Barack Obama vacates the White House (at the time of this writing only 35 days, 19 hours, 43 minutes, 30 seconds). Finally, we won’t have to watch Barack cry over gun control or listen to Michelle Obama tell us to vote for a woman because she’s a woman, right? Not so fast. The Obamas are walking out of the White House and into Hollywood.
That Obama is planning to publicly defend his legacy is a well-known fact, facilitated by his upcoming living arrangements -- the Obamas will have a home in Washington DC and one in Rancho Mirage, a quick flight away from Hollywood. The president carefully picked these locations, one allowing easy access to the political press corps, the other convenient to an unprecedented career in showbiz. The outgoing commander in chief has used his status as president to become a celebrity, reverse engineering the careers of Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump, and I don’t believe he’s done yet.
The entertainment industry has spent the last eight years telling us that Obama is the coolest president ever, contrasting that assessment with George W. Bush, whom they painted as a mentally challenged cowboy. Now, Hollywood is waiting with open arms for Obama to be free from the decorum of his high office. We are heading into uncharted post-presidency territory, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t hazard a guess at what the situation will be like.
Here are four unprecedented roles Obama could take on:
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Ruprecht + Zippy the Pinhead = BHO
How many months will it be before he does a “drop in” on somebody’s rap album?
Sequel time in the movies: Jackass 99.
Obozo isn’t animated enough to be an actor - he’s more like a stiff wooden floorboard others will use to walk on ...
He could be a substitute co-host on “Ellen”
The best news is that these are all on TV. Mine has an ‘off’ switch.
Made me LOL and glad I’d already finished breakfast. The movie title for the Ruprecht character, “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels,” is an apt description of recent years.
“Dancing with the Stars” will be OBAMA’S first gig.
Wonder if he’ll be traveling around with his styrofoam Greek pillars and a special light that puts a halo on his head...and the echo audio?
I expect Follywood to make a movie about B Hussein along the lines of ‘Truth’. It will be a massive financial failure as was ‘Truth’ but making money is not the objective. The intent will be to have in the movie archives a full length documentary that totally whitewashes Zippy’s term as POTUS.
The following generations will have the movie as their only reference point (who reads boring history books) and they will wonder why their grandparents hated the ‘muslim mulatto’ so much because the movie will elevate Zero to god status.
"Men Who ARE Black IV"!
Tommy Lee Jones will be cast as a vaguely disguised Donald Trump type alien, come to destroy the Earth with Fossil Fuel created AGW.
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I looked at all those job descriptions, and nope, all of them require actual work.
No need to worry BHO will do any of it!!
He just wants to be a perpetual gadfly-pundit who plays golf wherever he wants whenever he wants....
Out of power, Obama and Michael will have all the charm and influence of Michael Dukakis and Howard Dean.
Lol
Time for an 8.9 earthquake which destroys Hollywood.
Strip search them before they can leave (TSA scanner?). Remember the Clintons took anything that wasn't nailed down...
Regards,
GtG
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