THIS is why they are so butt-hurt over the election. She had it all rigged to win. How did they fail when the ballots were stuffed and machines rigged? This is what they intend to find out through a recount.
Thinking about the ttitle of that magazine....”Hillary’s Historic Journey to the White House.” Life is a journey. Lots of people don’t get where they are aiming. Moses, Martin Luther King... its all about the JOURNEY.
And Hillary’s journey toward the White House has been long. It’s been exciting, with many ups and downs along the way. You could make a very interesting magazine about her actual JOURNEY to the White House. Lots of sex, murder, treachery.
It would even make a good Amazon Prime series, several seasons. Start with The Wellesley years, lots of sex, few showers, without any man in sight for years. Then in law school she gets the idea, first woman ever to have this idea, to hook up with a strong charismatic man to get ahead. GOT to have one episode about Sleeping With Alinsky.
The grifter years in Arkansas could be a whole season. Trying to keep Bill on a leash, trying to be on the DL messing with all the Little Rock big haired ladies while trying to appear to be a hetero First Lady. That one episode where they decide that to run for Gov again they need to look more like a family and less like a conniving coke addicted estranged couple... And Hillary begs her law partners for sperm. The climax, whoops, of the episode is when handsome Vince turns her down and she realizes her child will have to be a Hubbell... One episode must be named “How do I spell corruption? C A S H! “ Cameos of Jeb Bush in the Mena episodes, playing his dad.
The White House years, where the actress playing Hillary actually trains with a Major League Baseball pitcher to successfully aim objects at the padded side of the actor’s head playing Bill without too many takes. The series producers realize they can’t do justice to all the murders that keep happening in the timeline, on their 50 minute episodes, so they begin to put the victims in a crawl line at the bottom of the screen... Vince rates one episode.
Other seasons, Of Course I’m From New York; Oops, I Had the Doctor Who Dx’ed Me With Parkinson’s Killed; Girls Gone Wild (on Pedo Island); How to Make Creative Use of A Weiner (get him to be my girlfriend’s beard); How That Wasn’t Such A Good Idea; and The Last Campaign (where the murder crawl line was sped up a bit). This is Emmy material right here.
That cover makes me tremble every time I see it. It’s something much more scary than any Hollywood horror movie. How close we came to it being true!