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The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
351 Satisfied Customers!™
Original graphic by TheOatmeal
I lie about my ex-wife all the time. I say she was a nice person to respect my daughter and end conversation. Who wants someone talking negatively about their mom.
What do you mean “newspeak” isn’t here yet? Of course it is. Have you tried calling someone or something “gay” recently, meaning cheery, happy, upbeat?
Matt, I feel this is a good piece. If you are inclined, and since you have such a large Facebook following, would you consider posting this to your Facebook page?
Laz
Please send in an application to the Trump team for the position of speechwriter. Your command of the English language are stupendous. tee hee.
Since this is a vanity, I am not going to respond. If I did though I would say racealying would be comparative to race-baiting wouldn’t it? But thankfully I will not encourage you with your vanities regardless of the temptation.
Your are funny words. I are likeing them so muych do more do more.I are not legal in this country.....
Good idea. They are trying to turn patriotism into racism by calling us “white nationalists.”
1. We can’t help our skin color. Black, white, red, yellow or brown, we were born to parents we didn’t choose.
2. They are trying to make patriotism into a pejorative by calling it nationalism. News flash for libtard racial-liars: we are not ashamed to put our own nation first.
3. If we are “white nationalists,” our enemies must be “international socialists,” aka Communists. Or as I call them, Communist Democrats, or CommieRats for short.
Racialying is officially in my lexicon now. I predict it going viral.
In the end... it's lost all relevance and in fact becomes just another Liberal lie. It no longer bears any direct and absolute association with what racism actually is. It's another glaring example of the very sloppy intellectual process and disingenuous Liberal mentality.
Too bad.
That's not the way to effectively fight racism when it DOES take place.
It reminds me of the old saying: ‘If the only tool you have is a hammer, then all your problems look like nails.’
Rackialying...the art of lying about one's bust size.
Is that even a slur?
See: Dykes on Bikes; they named themselves that.
I like racialying very much.
I will endeavor to use this today in interactions with Leftists attacking Banning.
Excellent, Laz!
I like that word. I’ll start using it. Let’s start spreading it around.
“the Ministry of Propaganda Media — I refuse to call them the Main Stream Media any more”
I’ve been trying to train myself to refer to them as the “Dept. of Propaganda” since that more accurately reflects what they’ve become. At first I used the word “Ministry” instead of “Department”, but thought it sounded too Canadian or something, lol.
Excellent. I’ll start using this in my daily libtard beatdowns.
see also racialiar: n. Person who uses false claims of racism to dishonestly paint others people or groups as racists.
Good piece and point but what exactly is racism?
Part of the problem is there is no generally accepted definition of what it is.
Liberals seem to think "racist" is the be-all end-all of insults and applies anywhere and everywhere. "You don't like ketchup!? You racist!" or "You prefer Ford over Chevy? Racist!!!" Yes, 99.999999% of their uses of the pejorative "racist" are at least that silly or more so. The only racism I have seen in the last several decades has been coming from the left, basically directed at me, a middle-aged white guy. Liberals will attribute all kinds of traits and beliefs to me based solely on my race. They never seem to connect the dots - that making assumptions based on race (as they do with me) is itself very racist.