Posted on 11/14/2016 7:00:00 AM PST by Strategy
You exist for my entertainment. Some of you are great eye candy. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you can scare the crap out of me. Others make me laugh. But you all have one thing in common, you only have a place in my world to entertain me. That’s it.
You make your living pretending to be someone else. Playing dress up like a 6 year old. You live in a make believe world in front of a camera. And often when you are away from one too. Your entire existence depends on my patronage.
I’ll crank the organ grinder; you dance.
I don’t really care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your stance matters far less to me than that of my neighbor. You see, you aren’t real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist in my world. Once I am done with you, I can put you back in your little box until I want you to entertain me again. I don’t care that you think the BP executives deserve the death penalty. But I bet you looked cute saying it.
And you? Really? I’m supposed to care what the director of fluffy tripe made for gullible people thinks about global warming or gun control? Get back into your bubble. I’ll let you know when I’m in the mood for something blue and shiny.
And I'm also supposed to care that you will leave this great country if Trump becomes president? Ha. Please don't forget to close the door behind you. We'd like to reserve your seat for someone who loves this country and really wants to be here.
Make me laugh, or cry. Scare me. But realize that the only words of yours that matter are scripted. I might agree with some of you from time to time, but it doesn’t matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment
So, shut your pie hole and dance, monkey!"
-original author unknown, which is a shame because this deserves attribution and accolades!
How about our current Barack?
Wanda needs to hear what LBJ really thought of her behind closed doors.
I have no clue as to who Wanda Sykes is and no wish to find out.
I see a day coming soon when these idiots will be pandering to smaller and smaller audiences. The winds of change are leaving you behind, Wanda Psychs.
FUSykes, you’re a racist. GTFO my country.
In Boston????...................
Oh, well now.
If you want to include foreigners...
Actually, Andrew Jackson was no bargain either now that I think about it.
Redd Foxx was funnier, and better looking...
“...Really?... I’m supposed to care...”
Well said!! Perfect time to quote Laura Ingraham’s book title: “Shut up and Sing”.
her own: Democrat Woodrow Wilson.
OK but the first name on my mind was:
her own: Democrat Barky.
Oh I love it when Freepers Laugh...just love it!!
Let me hear it my freeps....
That was shot from back stage. Some roadie is going to lose their job.
Boston may have a high percentage of Clinton-supporters, but Wanda needs to sit down and reflect on WHO it is who have the MONEY to BUY tickets to her rants, and that she shortly might not have much of a paying audience.
These morons just keep doubling down with the PC, SJW nonsense. They still don’t get it, do they.
This was for the Cam Neely Foundation which is geared for the hockey crowd. And as we all know, hockey is “racist”.....
Wanda Sykes is many things, but “comedienne” is not one of them.
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She’s never been funny, but idiots of all hues will guffaw to her every vulgar illiterate word. She’s just reflecting “da culcha”. KEEPIN’ IT REAL!!
I have always found her to be a talentless hateful boob. She’s somehow managed to make a living in show business. Remember she also hoped ( out loud in a performance) that Rush came down with liver cancer.
Don’t forget lyndon johnson
Poor baby. Hahahaha....
So who is Wanda Sykes?
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