[rktman]

Just as long as remembers to ‘breave’ when readin’ that tellypromtor thingy.

[Karliner]

Good one. Went for a morning walk this AM and some guys were talking about voting for Hillary. I got in to the conversation and told them I needed a taco, pulled a little Tabasco( MRE size) bottle and said, " I even have hot sauce in my pants pocket."

The guys looked at me like I was a racist. Told em it was a paraphrased Hillary quote. I think Homerland Security is now tailing me. Dawgone peckerhaedz.