[Tax-chick]

I might be dead. My teenagers propose scenarios like this all the time. I just had a very tedious discussion with an 18-year-old who floated the theory that I’m a vampire.

[Salamander]

LOL

I really dig you.

:D

[Ciaphas Cain]

I’m not really dead but an incredible simulation.

[nickcarraway]

I just had a very tedious discussion with an 18-year-old who floated the theory that I’m a vampire.

Then, just to be safe, the 18-year-old should do everything you say, without questions. Wouldn't want to get bit.

[DannyTN]

True. You’re probably the only one who can see your image in a mirror. Ask your 18 year old if they can?

[DannyTN]

Mine haven’t tried to convince me that I am dead. But about 10 years ago, they wanted to find out what happens if you operate a transporter inside a time machine.

And now they are studying physics.

I figure they will either revolutionize the world, or destroy us all.

[digger48]

That’s hilarious.

And I just watched the 1931 version of Dracula last night.

Youve probably already mastered Bela’s “The Look” to control the little ones