1. midget standing behind hillary to prop her up and straighten her out if she collapses.
2. water fountain installed in her podium
3. box of cough drops on her podium
4. ear bud for the prompts
5. layers of makeup to hide the wrinkles and the anger
6. smiling in a vain attempt to appear as if she were born on planet Earth
Wouldn't it be awesome if her skin peeled back to reveal the reptile beneath?