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Hillary to Drop Out! (FReepathon Satire)
personal | 30 aug 16 | xzins

Posted on 08/30/2016 11:47:37 AM PDT by xzins

Hillary Clinton has announced that she is dropping out of Free Republic, the online website for conservative discussion.

Known by her handle, hilLIARy, Clinton has braved the heat at Free Republic up until this recent freep-a-thon.

"I couldn't take it, anymore." She said. "People just kept giving and giving, donating and donating, and I was there to troll them into not donating. It was so disheartening."

Asked about accomplices, Hillary pointed to a solid cadre of Republicans who are siding with her in the nevertrump and antitrump movement. "They've been my friends for years. Bill and I have partied with them for forever. They're doing all they can, but those Freepers just won't be deterred. They just keep donating!"

Clinton then laughed. "They think they can beat me, Barry, Bill, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, CNBC, FOX, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, All the polling firms, the AP, UPI, & Reuters, and the entire entertainment industry? They are mistaken. We control the minds of America. They WILL surrender!"

Asked for comment, one freeper succinctly stated: "Donate or lose your voice! Donate or let her win!"



TOPICS: Breaking News; Editorial; Extended News; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: foundation; health; hillary; quit
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1 posted on 08/30/2016 11:47:37 AM PDT by xzins
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Donate.

Don’t give up your only voice, Free Republic.


2 posted on 08/30/2016 11:48:30 AM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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To: xzins

Hillary dropped out the night of the Convention


3 posted on 08/30/2016 11:51:06 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: xzins

And soon, real life will imitate satirical art...


4 posted on 08/30/2016 12:12:19 PM PDT by Jim W N
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To: xzins

Well done.

(Already a Monthly...)


5 posted on 08/30/2016 12:15:13 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: xzins

Thank you very much, xzins!! Trump for president; Hillary for prison!!


6 posted on 08/30/2016 12:18:28 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Thanks, Diana in Wisconsin

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Make No Mistake!....A Donation to Free Republic Funds Saving the Republic and Fighting the Clinton Crime Syndicate!

7 posted on 08/30/2016 12:23:14 PM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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At this point, what difference does it make?

I think Ben Ghazzi will be next to go.


8 posted on 08/30/2016 12:34:54 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (Pray for enlightenment and true justice in these times of mass delusion)
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To: xzins; FReepers; Patriots; FRiends
Donate and become a new Monthly Donor!!

Tick off Mrs. Bill Clinton, Barry, Bill, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, CNBC, FOX, MSNBC, etc.

It'll make you feel good!

9 posted on 08/30/2016 12:47:10 PM PDT by jazusamo (Have YOU Donated to Free Republic? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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10 posted on 08/30/2016 12:48:50 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Become a monthly donor and help end FReepathons!)
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To: xzins

Bumped, Donated, Voted (in Florida)


11 posted on 08/30/2016 12:48:56 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator (Enforce the Law. Build the Wall.)
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To: xzins

Please don’t EVER do that again! (Not that it won’t be good news, but my heart ain’t what it used to be.)


12 posted on 08/30/2016 1:12:14 PM PDT by fwdude (If we keep insisting on the lesser of two evils, that is exactly what they will give us from now on.)
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To: VRW Conspirator

Outstanding


13 posted on 08/30/2016 1:18:16 PM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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To: fwdude

Take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.

:?)


14 posted on 08/30/2016 1:20:36 PM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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15 posted on 08/30/2016 3:48:43 PM PDT by onyx (YOU'RE POSTING HERE, SO DONATE MONTHLY! NOT NICE TO FREEPLOAD!)
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To: xzins
Unfortunately, this may not be a satire. As Hillary falls further and further behind in even the badly rigged polls, I suspect the RATs will pull a “Torricelli” and she already has a ready made excuse with her health that they have purposely leaked. A tanned and ready Joe Biden has been standing by, patiently awaiting the DNC to call. The combination of the sympathy for Hillary and the nuance of a recycled Slow Joe may strike the electorate in just the right way. God help us!
16 posted on 08/30/2016 4:40:10 PM PDT by Rockitz (This is NOT rocket science - Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
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Something is wrong with her health, in my opinion. If she falls behind badly, they will have options:

1. Biden (as you say)

2. Claim the Russians changed the results if Trump wins

3. Change the results themselves under the ruse of protecting from the Russians


17 posted on 08/30/2016 4:54:43 PM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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To: xzins
Dump the lump! Take out the trash!


18 posted on 08/31/2016 7:27:58 AM PDT by Daffynition (*If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?*~ Gene Wilder)
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19 posted on 08/31/2016 7:43:24 AM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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I know this is satire, but the only way she drops out is if she drops dead.


20 posted on 08/31/2016 8:25:17 AM PDT by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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