Posted on 08/18/2016 4:56:14 PM PDT by MNnice
Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?" The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." Then she says "I will definitely win the election."
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."
Two thumbs up!!!
Good one.
Excellent!
Didn’t fool Penn and Teller though.
Warning: There’s an email going around purporting to be a nude photo of Hillary Clinton. Do not open it. It is a nude photo of Hillary Clinton.
Ha! Ha!! I didn’t know what to expect.
The Donald is a clever man.
Haha! I like it.
I did laugh out loud.
Brilliant!
That is so gross!
Good enough to share!
Good one.lol
Takes the prize of the day - maybe even so far this month on FR. Passed it on to everyone on my email list. Thanks for sharing something that illuminates the difference between Hillary and Trump.
The owner replies, I can
t! That would violate the State health codes for my shop.
Goooood one.
Biden is on one side of a river, Hillary on the other. She asks “How can I get to the other side?” He thinks a minute and says “You are already on the other side.”
Poorly told
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.