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Here’s a start, to the tune of “The Candy Man” from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”

(It’s really hard to keep on getting sarcastic. That depends on some semblance of morality and when we don’t even have that, it might as well be truth. Which is what evil wants. So why not do this in a more straightforward way.)

[patter — spoken]

I can’t stop blaming Trump
For every thing through an ugly camel’s hump.

[solo sing]

You can blame the devil, but me I’m a Trumper-bash.
It is so, so easy, cause I get all that Clinton cash!

[group singing begins]

Who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow),
Warn us of the dark? (Warn us of the dark?)

Give us such a talking-to ‘bout how hard work’s a lark?

The Trumper-man (the Trumper-man)
The Trumper-man can (the Trumper-man can)
The Trumper-man can ‘cause he wants the country great
And dares to think that God’s love (dares to think that God’s love).

Who dares ask guests some questions (dares ask guests some questions)
‘Bout what they mean while here? (’Bout what they mean while here?)

Tells ‘um to get lost if all they bring to us is fear!

The Trumper-man makes
All of our mistakes
Something that we all should learn from (learn from)
A better future we should welcome
Where the country’s not run by bums!

Who can take our story (who can take our story)
Raise it up to God (raise it up to God)
Confess our lack of glory but not count His mercy odd —