I’ll just send my Great Dane. He’d love to crawl into your lap and sleep with you. After all, at a mere 115 lb., he’s not much more than a tea cup love puppy. If not, Salamander might want to loan you a comfort python.
WoW! You people are the Best!
Except when I said “join me” I meant from the comfort of your own couch.
And your offer(s) would have to be vetted first. Or at least have like a shot record or something. And my wife would not think too highly of me for sleeping with a snake...
I love Danes!
My pythons are puny in comparison to my boas.
Bob or Ruby might be what you’re looking for.
[and BTW, there ain’t no bikers coming to the ~Dems’~ aid. LOL]