[dangus]

Well, this explains a LOT!

[rockrr]

According to the EPA, lead can cause reproductive, kidney, and cardiovascular problems in adults; cause premature birth or reduced fetus growth in pregnant women; and lower IQ, seizures, and worse in children.

The jokes practically write themselves...

[ColdOne]

Gee sure hope they found this in time for none of them to get sick, like those people did in Detroit.

[Vaquero]

I play with lead. Mood my own bullets, shoot in questionable indoor ranges. Have a jar of mercury too.... fun to roll in your fingers.
A few years back I figure I better get checked out.
Lower than normal for this local for heavy metal. Bunch a panty waist sissy lawmakers

[I want the USA back]

That explains what it was that affected their brains.

[UCANSEE2]

Lawmakers and their aides are being offered free blood tests

I guess Hillary will want the data from those tests to use as blackmail to control 'lawmakers and their aides'.

[dowcaet]

We can rest assured that lead in the Capital drinking fountains has nothing to do with the low IQ’s many in Congress already possess.

[ViLaLuz]

Didn’t the ancient Romans have the same problem?

[oblomov]

That explains the glazed expressions at the trough in the Capitol Vomitorium.

[Grams A]

Here comes the lawsuits.

[Diogenesis]

The give the rest of America incurable tuberculosis
and insane slavers and terrorists, and they want
Americans to care about them?

NOT A CHANCE.

The EXEMPT GOP and DNC have denied medical benefits to VETS
even those who used in chemical weapons tests.
Instead, the EXEMPT have given medical care
to narcoterrorists
and to Islamic slavers they import by the THOUSANDS
using Quartering.

[lacrew]

John Lewis has been drinking that water for 29 years, and is certified as having a negative IQ.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Too bad there is no chemical test for corruption. Doubt they’d pass.

[Electric Graffiti]

They’ll pine for the days where the only source of their lead poisoning comes from water.

[P-Marlowe]

This should give Hillary an excuse for all the things she can no longer recall.

[Edward.Fish]

I don’t believe it — it’s probably preparation for when the cover-ups slip and how much damage they’re doing to us and our country is revealed. They’ll use this as an excuse to push for the insanity defense when their crimes are revealed.

[funfan]

Yes it would be such a shame if anything happens to our beloved congress they are so much better than I.

[Rebelbase]

I thought they’d all drink Perrier from glass bottles.

[CMailBag]

This should be good watching them find a Republican to blame this on. I expect it will be GWB’s fault.

[SparkyBass]

probably leeched INTO the water FROM the “lawmakers”