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A big earthquake with the strength of 9.8 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East. /sarcasm
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Posted on 06/21/2016 11:06:44 AM PDT by Strac6

(DATELINE: April 1, 2017)

Two million Muslims are thought to have died, and over a million are injured in a huge earthquake that has devastated the predominantly Wahhabist Muslim Middle East.

Iraq , Saudi Arabia, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments there don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.

Egypt is sending oil money & other monetary assistance

Israel is sending medical teams of of highly skilled trauma surgeons.

Latin American countries are sending clothing.

New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Canada is sending additional medical teams and supplies.

President Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million Muslims, admitted to the US by Barack Obama, to help restock the area!


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Viva President Trump!
1 posted on 06/21/2016 11:06:44 AM PDT by Strac6
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To: Strac6

Two Billion would be a good start.....


2 posted on 06/21/2016 11:08:00 AM PDT by Paladin2 (auto spelchk? BWAhaha2haaa.....I aint't likely fixin' nuttin'. Blame it on the Bossa Nova...)
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To: Strac6

Love stories like this, we should have more!!!


3 posted on 06/21/2016 11:14:50 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump; Trump; Trump; Trump; 100%)
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To: Strac6

If Mecca could be swallowed up into a vast canyon and filled with molten lava, that would be a good start.


4 posted on 06/21/2016 11:19:27 AM PDT by Enchante (No lipstick on the PIAPS!! #NeverShrillary)
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Do not tease me with those kind of headlines


5 posted on 06/21/2016 11:27:54 AM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: Strac6

You forgot to add that through charitable donations to the Clinton Human fund that Bill and Hillary become the two richest people on earth


6 posted on 06/21/2016 11:29:03 AM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: Strac6

A 9.8 would be good for California


7 posted on 06/21/2016 11:32:29 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: butlerweave

HEY HEY I live in CA. although NOT in the Bay Area but our founder of this site does live in Bay Area!!!! Caring for very elderly mom as soon as I can I am outa here!!!!


8 posted on 06/21/2016 11:34:51 AM PDT by Trump Girl Kit Cat (Yosemite Sam raising hell)
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To: Strac6

Actually, there is a prophecy in the Bible to that effect, so it’s gonna happen...........................


9 posted on 06/21/2016 11:37:46 AM PDT by Red Badger (Make America AMERICA again!.........................)
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To: Strac6

Ezekiel 38:19

In my zeal and fiery wrath I declare that at that time there shall be a great earthquake in the land of Israel. 20 The fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, the beasts of the field, every creature that moves along the ground, and all the people on the face of the earth will tremble at my presence. The mountains will be overturned, the cliffs will crumble and every wall will fall to the ground. 21 I will summon a sword against Gog on all my mountains, declares the Sovereign Lord. Every man’s sword will be against his brother. 22 I will execute judgment on him with plague and bloodshed; I will pour down torrents of rain, hailstones and burning sulfur on him and on his troops and on the many nations with him. 23 And so I will show my greatness and my holiness, and I will make myself known in the sight of many nations. Then they will know that I am the Lord.’


10 posted on 06/21/2016 11:39:50 AM PDT by Red Badger (Make America AMERICA again!.........................)
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To: Trump Girl Kit Cat

Take her to Florida.


11 posted on 06/21/2016 11:41:59 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Trump Girl Kit Cat
HEY HEY I live in CA. although NOT in the Bay Area but our founder of this site does live in Bay Area!!!!

Welcome, newbie. Your enthusiasm is great. But JimRob is in Fresno, and Fresno ain't the Bay Area - check a map!

12 posted on 06/21/2016 1:11:45 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: butlerweave

News Item:

“Today in San Francisco, a 9.8 Richter Scale earthquake did $2.3 Billion Dollars worth of civic improvement.”


13 posted on 06/21/2016 2:40:16 PM PDT by Strac6 (The primaries are only the semi-finals. ALL THAT MATTERS IS DEFEATING HILLARY IN NOVEMBER.)
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To: Strac6

Oh how you had my hopes up for just an instant.


14 posted on 06/21/2016 3:18:07 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
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