Posted on 05/16/2016 8:37:00 AM PDT by BykrBayb
As y'all know, Laz has been running a daily thread, informing us of the countdown to the usurper leaving our Oval Office.
Yesterday, Laz held a contest. It was very exciting, with much competition. I don't know how I did it, but I WON!!!
My prize, is that I get to choose the next descriptor word to add to the daily thread. It's a wonderful prize!
There's just one problem. I can't think of a word.
So, I'm putting this prize up for auction. The high bidder gets to pick the word. All proceeds from the auction go directly to the FReepathon.
You can read the rules for submitting a word here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3430801/posts?page=3#3 .
I'll check in when I can, but I'm not able to stick around and monitor the auction, so if somebody wants to step forward as a voluntary FRauctioneer, that would be great.
Submit your bids right here on this thread. High bidder gets to submit their word to Laz. As a bonus, you may also have your name entered in the Countdown: Exit Obama (C.E.O.) Ping List.
If anyone would like to contribute more bonuses, just announce it here. The winner will have the option of accepting or declining any bonuses offered. So don't bother offering a date with Humblegunner to shut down the bidding. The winner does not have to accept all "prizes" offered.
Bidding ends at noon Eastern Time, on Saturday, May 21, 2016. The highest bid submitted at that point is the winner.
Enjoy the auction.
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Clever idea!
I don’t see ‘sodomitic’ in there so that’s my entry.
What’s your bid? You have to win the auction to submit your word.
Thanks. Are you for sale? I doubt anyone would want a date with you, but maybe you have something of value to sweeten the pot. Firearms lessons, perhaps?
The humblegunner brand is good for many things, but fundraising ain’t one of ‘em.
Man’s got to know his limitations.
If I can count on you to not date the winner, that might just be the incentive we need for some bids. Maybe we could draw names from the FReepers who don’t bid, and whoever we pick has to go on a date with you. That would get some folks bidding, don’t you think?
If you can work it so as to be profitable for FR then I’m good with it.
HG has always wanted a piece of this, so I better bid and win.
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