[DCBryan1]

.....Already been tried at Tetravaal:

[WKUHilltopper]

“However, there is still hope for Earth’s future inhabitants...”

Yep. He’s called Jesus Christ.

[KC_Lion]

I shall call it:

Vault: 81

[rightwingcrazy]

“provided that we don’t accidentally hit the Earth”

Hate when that happens :(

[E. Pluribus Unum]

“Professing to be wise, they became fools...” —Romans 1:22

[dfwgator]

[Maceman]

CONCERNED scientists have revealed how we can prevent the human race from being wiped out — and it involves either changing our planet’s orbit or uploading ourselves into machines.

Hey, according to the article, it's only 500 million years away. That's why it's critical that the government set up an agency focused on changing Earth's orbit. I propose that they make it a cabinet position and appoint somebody like Bill Nye as Secretary of Orbit Transformation.

[rjsimmon]

In around 500 million years...

[Vince Ferrer]

Scientists project that we will run out of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere in 11 million years.

[DCBryan1]

Here is the downloading of human conscious into a test robot:

Good news: You are nearly indestructible.
Bad news: 5 day battery life.

[Buckeye McFrog]

we could slowly gravitationally nudge the planet’s orbit farther away from the sun

Sounds like a job for Cass Sunstein.

[Organic Panic]

Stay put and wait for the government.

[rdl6989]

By it’s very nature you can’t survive Doomsday.

[showme_the_Glory]

bend over, put your head between your legs, kiss your butt bye bye.

[I want the USA back]

If we survive it then it’s not doomsday.

[aquila48]

“In around 500 million years, scientists believe that the Sun’s expansion will leave our planet completely uninhabitable, “

Whew! I was worried there for a while...

[DH]

In around 500 million years, scientists believe that the Sun’s expansion will leave our planet completely uninhabitable!!!!!!!!!!

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What an absolutely stupid article. Stop and think: In about another 100 years the earth’s population will exceed its ability to feed those who are here. And....we are worried what the population will be in 500,000,000 years??????

In 500 million years all of humanity will be reduced to democrats who now walk on all fours, poop on the ground and still vote for democrats no matter what.

[piytar]

So stupid to worry about things that far out in the future.

Look at how America has transformed technology in a 240 years.

If we are still around in even a few thousand years, this will be a minor issue. By then, we’ll have cracked interstellar travel (sub-light or superluminal speeds), colonized a huge chunk of the solar system, and be able to use technology to survive just about anywhere and in any environment.

Just silliness.

[catnipman]

“In around 500 million years, scientists believe that the Sun’s expansion will leave our planet completely uninhabitable, with conditions so unforgiving that the Earth will return to being the scorched, lifeless lump of rock it once was. “

Mayor De Blasio needs to get busy right now raising thousands of trillions of dollars to build a dome over New York City to prevent such catastrophic climate change from damaging his city.

[Billthedrill]

Come on now. It wouldn't be a proper Doomsday if people could survive to talk about it, now would it? It's be a sort of wimpy semi-Doomsday with a leading Hollywood actor and a stirring theme and a whole lot of CGI. That's not my kind of Doomsday at all. My kind of Doomsday involves a lump of burned ash that once was the Earth spiralling into an all-consuming black hole through a galaxy-sized mist of acid, razor blades, and that stuff that peels the goo off your bathtub grout. Now that's a Doomsday.

[GraceG]

We should colonize the asteroid belt, easier access to resources than those inside the gravity wells of the moon and mars.

Leave the liberals on the earth to hug the trees and not eat animals, if they try to export communism, we can just drop some rocks on their heads.