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To: molewhacka

If Jesus showed up in America tomorrow morning, the only reason he wouldn’t get lynched by noon would be the SJWs and faux-Christian nutballs taking longer than a few hours to decide which would have the right to string him up first.


3 posted on 04/15/2016 5:19:03 PM PDT by thoughtomator
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To: thoughtomator

And the right wingers would certainly be clamoring to be in on the act when He told them “I never asked Caesar to be My Church!”


5 posted on 04/15/2016 5:22:51 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: thoughtomator

I agree with you that that is what the majority would want to do (and post it online within seconds), but the next time Jesus physically shows up on Earth, it will be to put an end to this nonsense once and for all.

Based on the way we are going, that day may not be too far off into the future.


6 posted on 04/15/2016 5:30:34 PM PDT by molewhacka
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Are you still killing your unborn?

-- GOD


 

36 posted on 04/16/2016 4:44:30 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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