Posted on 04/09/2016 7:28:40 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
Another list of "thing not to do", this time in a gun store. Feel free to add your own "nos-nos" to the list...
#1 Jiggle gun safe handles, and when employees ask, Would you want to see inside? say, No. Its horribly misleading and we promise were not hiding .22 ammo inside.
#2 Open boxes of ammo that are glued/taped shut If a box of ammo says .30-06 Springfield, there is actually .30-06 ammo inside, not Tootise Rolls. Although, I personally would not be disappointed if candy was inside.
#3 While handling a handgun, point it sideways The moment you turn a pistol from a vertical to a horizontal position every employee and customer in the room will lose respect for you. Its not a kill shot and it will not curve the bullet around corners. You look like you play far too many video games.
#4 Stand by the MSR/AR section of the gun counter and ask, Can I see the black one? Although we appreciate the politeness and innocence in your question, we need a little more to go off of Theyre all black, throw me a bone here.
#5 Make blanket statements like, I know you dont have this, but do you have Let us stop you right there If you know my inventory before you come into my store, you have super powers! What you should be doing is buying a lottery ticket.
#6 When handling firearms, have horrible muzzle control and constantly pull the trigger Yes, when I handed you the firearm I cleared it ensuring that it is unloaded, but the family that just walked in doesnt know that. Youre freaking people out by sweeping the muzzle in their face with your finger on the trigger. Keep your booger hook off the bang switch!
#7 Try to buy a used firearm a customer is trying to sell to the gun shop You wouldnt try to undercut a car salesman when hes being traded a car so how do you think its socially acceptable to do it in a gun store? Unspoken Rule of Thumb: if the customer and gun store cant come to an agreement, ask the individual once they leave the store. Its incredible tacky and rude to make an offer while the trade is in process.
#8 Talk to fellow customers and employees about how youve spent the last 5 hours shooting firearms, but youve only left your couch to come to a gun store Im sorry to tell you, but Call of Duty® and all other video games arent real life. Dont say you just shot an M1 Garand, a Kel-Tec KSG, a Tommy Gun, and a Fully-Automatic Glock a few minutes ago while youre gaming headset is still on (this has happened before in my store and I really wish he was wearing Bluetooth, but this was not the case).
#9 Attempt to buy a firearm when you fully know you cant If you have a felony for jaywalking a misdemeanor of domestic violence for beating up a stuffed animal or a restraining order from the neighbors cat because he secretly hates you you cannot buy a firearm. Whether you believe you were guilty of a charge or not, if it happened 30 minutes ago or 30 years ago, regardless of the scenario, if you know that you cannot buy a firearm, dont test the water by trying to buy one, and then get mad when youre denied.
#10 Try to incite fear and panic into others because an apocalypse or armagedon or zombies or sharknado is definitely, totally gonna like happen really, totally soon So youre preparing for all of the above. Like literally every horrifying, end-of-days scenario possible. Although, your Boy Scout Troop Master would be proud of your preparedness, please do not try to impress upon others in public that youre buying bulk .308 Win. ammunition for the zombies. Just leave that little nugget of information to yourself.
Be sure to take all of these suggestions light-heartedly. All your local gun shops greatly appreciate your business and are more than willing to teach new people, and even greenhorns, everything they would like to know about firearms.
Don’t go in and say, “This is a holdup...Gimme the money!!!”....
Don’t go in and tell them you just converted to islam and could you see their selection of AR-15’s.
Not social unacceptable but very nerdy to say, “My uncle...” or “My dad....”, unless it is truly a unique and interesting story.
It is rude and socially unacceptable to slackjaw in a busy store while customers are waiting. Gun shops aren’t bars where you belly up to the counter to swap war stories.
Pick up a revolver and ask, “Does this gun jam easily?”
Walking in shouting Allahu Akbar would be a real crowd pleaser.
Uh, may I reiterate number 6 and number 9?
So I can't pay for it and take it with me now?
Sorry, no. But we'll gladly ship it to an FFL of your choice in (state where she lives).
No, I'll just let my brother (standing next to her) buy it for me, since he lives here.
No, the resulting 10 years in federal prison makes that not a viable option.
Cordially but firmly handled by the very nice salesperson.
1) Leave all of the political talk at home. Too many people treat a gun store like a barber shop and feel the need to go on rants about the federal government, ATF, the latest court ruling in your jurisdiction, etc. I've had this experience waiting for some a-hole to finish up with the clerk after discussing the finer points of Heller . Just buy what you want and get the hell out.
2) Refrain from engaging in useless 9mm vs .45 debates with the guy at the counter in an attempt to impress him/her and the people around you with your 'knowledge'. Unless you're a total n00b and really don't know the difference then that's fine.
Good one ,
Thanks.
When I go in to look at a handgun, it’s always pointed in a safe direction. If the store is busy, that safe direction is down.
And I ALWAYS ask if it’s ok to dry fire the firearm (so I can check trigger pull).
One thing about asteroid, zombie, tsunami, financial meltdown, caldera, emp, alien invasion, nuclear holocaust scenarios...by definition, all but one are presumably false. This is based on the fact that only ONE of them is likely happen. And the ONE that YOU think is likely to happen ain’t looking real good either...
I swear, he said that exact statement 3 or 4 times. As a total impartial observer it was slightly maddening to watch.
Don't be that guy.
That would make you the center of attention in a hurry.
Can I see that AR 15? I want to take a selfie.
Racking a 12 gauge shotgun in the middle of a Gun Store will bring IMMEDIATE SILENCE BY EVERYONE, I know I did this a couple years ago. EVERYBODY stopped and turned their attention to me. But I was with the Store Owner when I did it. I suspect 1 wrong move and I would have been toast. As soon as the transaction was complete, the Store Owner handed me some shells and ORDERED me to LOAD IT before leaving the Store. This is in Arizona.
Words you never utter in a gun store...
“Pew, pew, pew...”
(Then there’s the machine gun version... “Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew”)
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