"Strange how paranoia can link up with reality now and then."
(Philip K. Dick, American novelist)
Posted on 03/25/2016 1:43:15 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
I included a link to this story in the Cruz post, but a prostitute murdering a Supreme Court justice on orders from government spies probably deserves its own thread.
They got the John Edwards story right, didn’t they? That’s all I’ve been hearing today on social media.
In a bombshell world exclusive, The National ENQUIRER has learned that U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s death was a highly planned “political assassination” orchestrated by the CIA and carried out by a $2,000-a-night hooker! A top Washington, D.C. source said the Feb. 13 death of the 79-year-old jurist at a remote Texas ranch just 15 miles from Mexico was part of a “shocking conspiracy that tracks back to the CIA and the White House!”
I can’t find the full print version of the story online but this Boing Boing piece from last month includes some details. Why hasn’t Loretta Lynch opened an investigation?
But because Scalia’s family rejected an autopsy the Enquirer assumes a cover-up, reporting that a “2,000-a-night” prostitute employed by the CIA “injected Scalia with a needle filled with poison in his buttocks” in a bid to reshape the Supreme Court.
Let’s think about this for one second. If you are the CIA, why would you employ a hooker – at any price – to kill a Supreme Court justice, when you have legions of trained operatives who could do the task more efficiently? Scalia died at an $800-a-night suite in a Texas ranch, while “just days before” across the border a “CIA spy” was seen visiting a Mexican brothel “looking for a girl to keep an older VIP gentleman company,” says the Enquirer. So now we’re to believe that the CIA not only recruited a hooker as its killer, but went to Mexico to find one, because everyone knows that Mexican border bordellos have the best-trained killer-hookers if you ever need a Supreme Court Justice lethally injected in the backside?
Their source? “An insider at the El Toreo Bar in Ojinaga, Mexico.”
I assume the prostitute has now been assassinated herself, to make sure she never talks. (“House of Cards” fans know how to deal with mouthy hookers with firsthand knowledge of assassinations.) But what about the “insider” from the bar? He’s a loose end that could bring down the entire Obama administration. It’s weird that he’d let the Enquirer spill the beans on where the feds can find him.
Republicans can’t force the DOJ to act but Speaker Ryan can always hold his own hearings. The fact that he hasn’t, I guess, is just further proof that establishmentarians from both parties look out for each other. Meanwhile, here’s Cruz’s campaign manager Jeff Roe taunting Trump on Twitter this afternoon:
MISSING #SleazyDonald: Why no events in 4 days; none planned for 8. Ever had psychological eval? What is hiding in medical records! Release!
— Jeff Roe (@jeffroe) March 25, 2016
Trump is taking a short break from campaigning for the moment but that’s probably just because the primaries have slowed down. It’ll be two weeks between Arizona/Utah and Wisconsin and then another two weeks between Wisconsin and New York. Might as well recharge before the big push to Cleveland and the endless headache of wooing delegates. Exit question from a Twitter pal: Why is Trump agnostic about whether the Enquirer’s Cruz story is true when his own spokeswoman, who’s implicated in it, swears it’s 100 percent false as it pertains to her?
Well done.
wth should “agnostic” Trump get involved in questions about Cruz’s philandering?
Sources on twitter (about the only media discussing the details) indicate Ted’s activities date back to his days as Texas solicitor General and have long been rumored in DC
Furthermore Breitbart had this story on Feb 2 and it was spiked- by whom and why?
The Enquirer will run a follow up story in April 11 with interviews from 3 women about their sexcapades with Ted. Maybe Ted should depose them instead of trying to make this about Trump instead of about TED CRUZ
Kudos to Trump for staying classy on this one, spending some down time with family over the Easter break, and refusing to tweet or be drawn into this mess
"Strange how paranoia can link up with reality now and then."
(Philip K. Dick, American novelist)
Was there any article in that issue that talks about Trumps comb forward being used to cover horns and that the orange coloring is being used to cover natural lizard skin?
NE endorsed Trump?
Link please.
The Clintons are quite famously and comfortably connected to NE, so would like to know why they didn’t endorse her? Come to think of it I have never seen NE endorse a candidate
The NE was sued by Carol Burnett way back when. Burnett won, and it nearly killed it off. Since then, the NE has done its homework on the stories in its paper.
Since Burnett, if the NE is willing to publish it, it means they have AT LEAST three sources.
Cuban Mistress Crisis. That’s funny, I don’t care who you are.
I imagine the CIA employs dozens of hookers... isn’t a female field agent required to “go as far as needed” to achieve objective?
Just because the Enquirer got a few stories right doesn’t mean that every story is true.
A sudden trip to a remote location for a secret society meeting, death, cause of death phoned in, no autopsy.
Nothing to see here.
AHH. HAH!!
Ted Cruz had Scalia whacked so that Cruz could get the Supreme Court vacancy if he didn’t get to the White House! And he used one of his mistresses to do the hit!
It all makes sense now!
According to the Enquirer, Cruz only made it with a $1,000 hooker . . . I like a man who watches his pennies. . . of course, allegedly, Scalia wasn’t footing his own bill.
I find it hard to believe that Scalia wasn’t too smart for such
I’ve been in a few bars that had “insiders” with far more outlandish stories than that to tell.
Check the alibis of Trump’s evil henchmen at once!
It would have been more convenient two years ago.
Freegards
Might explain no autopsy by family. Had a neighbor who died “away from home”. Unfortunately some viagra type meds in large amount were found on autopsy and his wife wasn’t with him. Quite an embarrassment.
And this supposed hooker sneaked into an exclusive invitation-only resort in the middle of nowhere where all the guests knew Scalia how?
Because the story involves her (Katrina) and NOT Trump. That could be the answer to your question.
Washington Times “reporter” that supposedly confirms Ted Cruz had “affairs” was himself previously fired for altering newspaper headlines w/o permission
Even has a declaration on the front cover of the mag.
The doesn’t endorse candidates. The just dig up garbage on the candidates they do no support.
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