[upchuck]

"Please send me money."

[HiTech RedNeck]

They trust what’s probably the biggest racket in the world today.

But they don’t trust the American people to say whether we should turn the word “marriage” into nonsense.

[Bringbackthedraft]

more of our kids graduating from high school than ever before...............??? Where?? My graduation class was like 1100. The difference was we had jobs to got to after HS or college with better training for the future. We could even write cursive, do math in our heads, and we even knew Washington was named after our first elected president.

[freedomlover]

Please vote for Hillary! so I don’t get indicted.

[Gay State Conservative]

"I don't regret setting bombs,I feel we didn't do enough..."

Bill Ayers,New York Times,9/11/2001

[JimRed]

Hi, I'm proud to be a Democrat. We believe in moving forward, not backward.

Forward as in over the edge of the cliff, or forward into the Hell fire.

To a Democrat, the words "women's health care" translate to "kill the baby".

20 million more slackers supported by the 120 million who have to pay wayyy more for their health insurance.

An unemployment rate that is a pack of lies because it does not count them once their bennies have run out.

More kids than ever graduating high school who can not read their own diplomas because standards are "racist".

[Cicero]

"that stands up and speaks out for every voice, no matter how small."

Baby: "Please don't abort me."

Obama: "Sorry, little whitey. You don't vote."

[Obadiah]

We're the party that champions equality, that fights injustice, and that stands up and speaks out for every voice, no matter how small.

Bwahahahaha... so that's what all those Democrat oligarch from Silicon Valley are, huh? You know, the one's who flew in their private jets bemoaning climate change, fighting for that little guy, and trying to figure out how to defeat Trump to preserve their own wealthy fiefdoms.

Oh, I see. Are Democrats this delusionally stupid? Do they really buy this hokum?

[Secret Agent Man]

God I needed a laugh today.

Sounds like the same sh1t the gopers and rimos pump out.

[DJ Taylor]

Yes, God made Liberals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?feature=player_detailpage&v=EUzMPlQb2G4

[onedoug]

He’s proud to be an enemy islamist.

[CptnObvious]

Let me try this:

Hi, I'm a Democrat - I believe in Absolutely Open Borders to let in ISIS, Drug Dealers and Drugs and illegal aliens to take American Jobs and Votes (especially votes).

I believe if an Illegal Alien (now referred hence forward as an Undocumented Democrat) commits murder or rape they should be set free to murder and rape Americans again.

I believe that Homosexuality is the new standard for Americans. Children should have two mommies or two daddies and that it is to bad if they are raped or abused.

I believe that the U.S. Government should be hopelessly in debt, that Social Security and Medicare should go financially bust. But until that time the Federal Government must borrow itself into Oblivion to support these financially unstable institutions.

I believe that Religious Freedoms are over. Homosexuals, Transvestites, Fornicators and Adulterers must be employed in American Churches, Synagogues and Mosques. Christians must be forced to bake Homosexual Wedding cakes outside their churches even though they only do so only in their churches. Religious people should be banned from public service, discriminated against in our colleges and demoted of fired from their jobs for thought crimes.

I believe Climate Change Deniers should be persecuted and that a zero emissions policy should be enforced upon American Businesses. American Homeowners should loose their homes if there is a puddle in their back yard (a navigable waterway) which needs absolute Environmental protections against any American.

I believe that U.S. Citizens should lose their homes for any reason to eminent domain. If the government wants some other private entity to be there then it must be so with ultimately no recourse in the courts.

I believe that free speech only exists for doctrinaire Progressives/Liberals/Socialists or better yet Communists.

I believe that Parents (heaven forbid the term) may not have any say over their children - not their healthcare, not in regard to the need for an abortion or the need for a sex change operation and certainly not in their education.

I believe the government (really all Americans) must pay for sex change operations to whomever and how many times any person desires it. This includes inmates in prison for any length of time or reason.

I believe that hallucinogenic drugs be legalized for anyone from their BIRTH onward. That they cannot be denied but provided by the government free upon demand. Suicide drugs must also be provided free of charge to anyone including minors who request them.

I believe the US Constitution should be abolished and Socialism or Communism be instituted over America.

I believe this is Where the Democrats have gone and are headed.

[facedown]

Stand up comedy for the intelligent.