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Chuck Norris Endorses Ted Cruz
Town Hall ^ | Mar 08, 2016 | Christine Rousselle

Posted on 03/08/2016 8:46:12 PM PST by kik5150

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To: mkjessup

——NOT a game changer. Sorry. ——

Oh’ please at least be honest..

If he had endorsed Trump...

Trumpsters would be going bonkers...


21 posted on 03/08/2016 8:54:06 PM PST by Popman
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To: ifinnegan

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.


22 posted on 03/08/2016 8:54:20 PM PST by kik5150 (Cruz argued 9 times before Supreme Court judges. Trump argues with beauty pageant judges.)
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23 posted on 03/08/2016 8:54:45 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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To: mkjessup

That must be Kurt Russell but what movie? Thanks! (one of them Wyatt Earp movies from 1990s?)


24 posted on 03/08/2016 8:55:06 PM PST by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: kik5150
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

LOL! :)

25 posted on 03/08/2016 8:55:12 PM PST by kiryandil (Ted Cruz endorsement fails as Ted Cruz fails to win more than 50% of the vote in Texas)
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To: Slyfox

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.


26 posted on 03/08/2016 8:55:48 PM PST by kik5150 (Cruz argued 9 times before Supreme Court judges. Trump argues with beauty pageant judges.)
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To: Popman; mkjessup
If he had endorsed Trump... Trumpsters would be going bonkers...

It would be OK, but we've already got Kurt Russell. :)

27 posted on 03/08/2016 8:56:37 PM PST by kiryandil (Ted Cruz endorsement fails as Ted Cruz fails to win more than 50% of the vote in Texas)
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To: kiryandil

Tuff guys live everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9HGDamAEKk


28 posted on 03/08/2016 8:56:47 PM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: kik5150

Lord. Talk about endorsing a guy on life support. Oh well. Next Tuesday will be another horrid day for Cruz. Not sure when this momentum is supposed to start.


29 posted on 03/08/2016 8:57:04 PM PST by napscoordinator (Trump/Hunter, jr for President/Vice President 2016)
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To: kik5150
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30 posted on 03/08/2016 8:57:06 PM PST by rineaux
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To: rineaux

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


31 posted on 03/08/2016 8:57:32 PM PST by kik5150 (Cruz argued 9 times before Supreme Court judges. Trump argues with beauty pageant judges.)
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To: kik5150
"Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone."

LOL :-)

32 posted on 03/08/2016 8:58:08 PM PST by UnwashedPeasant (A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him.)
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To: kik5150

Shouldn’t he have done that BEFORE the Texas Primary?

It would have been prudent.


33 posted on 03/08/2016 8:58:16 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (There is nothing Democratic about the Democrat Party. (Or the GOPe))
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To: UnwashedPeasant

Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.


34 posted on 03/08/2016 8:59:11 PM PST by kik5150 (Cruz argued 9 times before Supreme Court judges. Trump argues with beauty pageant judges.)
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35 posted on 03/08/2016 8:59:11 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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To: kik5150
Well since he's not supporting Trump he must be part of the establishment or something.
36 posted on 03/08/2016 8:59:20 PM PST by fkabuckeyesrule (To review, terrorism abroad is caused by climate chg while is US its guns)
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To: kik5150
Chuck is a Texas Ranger. What do you expect?

At Trump's press conference, Paul O'Neill of the Yankees was there and said he supports Trump. He's from Ohio.

37 posted on 03/08/2016 9:00:16 PM PST by Defiant (After 8 years of Chump Change, it's time for Trump Change!!)
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To: Slyfox

Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not “attempt” murder.


38 posted on 03/08/2016 9:00:25 PM PST by kik5150 (Cruz argued 9 times before Supreme Court judges. Trump argues with beauty pageant judges.)
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39 posted on 03/08/2016 9:01:10 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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To: kiryandil

OK, that one made me laugh out loud fer realz.


40 posted on 03/08/2016 9:01:19 PM PST by Defiant (After 8 years of Chump Change, it's time for Trump Change!!)
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