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Wounded U.S. soldier soon to get 1st. U.S. penis transplant
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| 2-19-16
| Reuters Staff
Posted on 02/19/2016 7:09:53 AM PST by Paul46360
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To: Paul46360
There are those that believe homosexuality is something one is born with and is a genetic component of that person. I personally do not believe this.
Nonetheless, if a man gets one of those transplants that happens to be surplus from some trans-gendered freak, with the genes from the new part infiltrate his body and make him a homo too?
Lots of interesting theories can come from this.
Such as the subject soldiers wrists being so limp after surgery he can no longer hold a rifle.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:28:24 AM PST
by
redfreedom
(Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.)
To: fwdude
I got a vasectomy so my wife couldn’t get pregnant. It doesn’t work and only changes the color of the baby.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:30:20 AM PST
by
Rebelbase
(Best election ever. Sick of it already, but best election ever.)
To: Paul46360; TontoKowalski
The soldiers who have been horribly injured while serving our country would certainly be entertained by jokes. Not.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:35:27 AM PST
by
Blue Jays
(Rock Hard, Ride Free)
To: Rebelbase
I got a vasectomy so my wife couldn't get pregnant. It doesn't work and only changes the color of the baby.
Spent a lot of time working the Borscht Belt, did you?
To: Paul46360
I think I see a new porn remake in the future.
-PJ
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:38:48 AM PST
by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: Paul46360
“it’s twue . . . it’s twue. . . .
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:43:53 AM PST
by
RatRipper
(The biggest threat to US national security is our government and those in it.)
To: Buckeye McFrog
I guess all those men that want surgery to become women can come to the rescue.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:44:00 AM PST
by
Rusty0604
(oh the stories I could tell. but I really don't think scalia's death is suspiciou.)
To: Paul46360
Igor: “He’ll be very popular...”
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:44:50 AM PST
by
Insigne123
(It is the soldier, not the community organizer, who gives us freedom of the press)
To: Vinnie
Made from the foreskin of a bull elephant, it’s a wallet; but rub it just right, it’s a set of luggage.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:46:45 AM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Buckeye McFrog
Two men were arfuing at bar about how long hearing the argument.
So to end it she produced a PowerLock 25’ Rulersaying lets measure them Right-Here & Right-Now!
The 1st guy pulled his out of his pants and it measured 6". The 2d guy just sat still. He was told to show it and said he couldn't. When asked why not, he said becase it’s so long.
After the laughter in the SanFrancisco Bar settled down a bit, the Bar Maid asked, Why Not?
The man answered, Because it's still in Saigon.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:50:41 AM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: Insigne123
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:51:57 AM PST
by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
To: Buckeye McFrog
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant’s trunk onto the man’s penis.
Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man’s penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. The girl was startled and exclaimed, “What was that?”.
Suddenly the penis came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, “I don’t believe I saw what I think I just saw... can you do that again?”
With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, “Honey, I’d like to, but I don’t think my ass can take another hard roll!”
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:55:16 AM PST
by
fwdude
To: Paul46360
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:58:42 AM PST
by
V K Lee
(u TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP to TRIUMPH Follow the lead MAKE AMERICA GREAT)
To: TontoKowalski
These soldiers deserve everything we can do for them, and they don’t deserve jokes.
Thank you!!
Our Vets deserve the very best of whatever they need. Anything else is not acceptable.
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posted on
02/19/2016 8:04:08 AM PST
by
laplata
( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: Paul46360
When I first read I thought it said U.S. soldier to get U.S. penis. There are a plethora of jokes I’m that phrase.
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posted on
02/19/2016 8:06:33 AM PST
by
Crucial
(At the heart all leftidsts is the fear that the truth is bigger than themselves.)
To: TontoKowalski
These soldiers deserve everything we can do for them, and they don't deserve jokes.
+1
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posted on
02/19/2016 8:12:50 AM PST
by
NY.SS-Bar9
(Those that vote for a living outnumber those that work for one.)
To: Buckeye McFrog
Talk about Government Issue. There are only two sizes of Government Issue: Too Small and Too Big.
Wait. Scratch that last one ...
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posted on
02/19/2016 8:14:03 AM PST
by
IronJack
To: TontoKowalski
These soldiers deserve everything we can do for them, and they don’t deserve jokes.
yup
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posted on
02/19/2016 8:14:16 AM PST
by
samtheman
(Elect Trump, Build Wall. End Censorship.)
To: Paul46360
as a registered organ donor, I’ve always been gratified to think of my heart beating on after I’m gone. This just raises the bar.
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posted on
02/19/2016 8:15:23 AM PST
by
muir_redwoods
(Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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