Mrs. Slims owns a bunch of guns she doesn’t even know about. ;)
Were those the ones you lost in the boating accident?
How I used to do it when I had more money..
I would see a gun I liked and buy it, store it in my den, garage, gun safe away from prying eyes. taking it out only in private.
A year later I would take it out and she would say.. “Now WHERE did you get THAT!”
I would say...”This old thing? I’ve had it for over a year! Don’t you remember!”
Never had a problem.