This is not close enough!
This will be.
Posted on 01/31/2016 11:16:37 AM PST by Mark
Why Hillary is haunted by suspicions of dishonesty
Did you notice anything otherworldly about the recent Democratic town hall in Iowa? There was a soft shimmer of the air, barely perceptible, when Hillary Clinton answered a young voter’s question about whether she is dishonest.
People have thrown all kinds of things at me, she said. They make these charges. I just keep going forward because there’s nothing to it.
Later that night, the shimmer materialized next to Hillary’s bed. As soon as she fell asleep, it woke her up.
Hillareeeee! a ghostly voice wailed.
Huh? What? She sat up.
The shimmer materialized into a transparent man wearing handcuffs.
Hillary gasped. Who are you?
I am the ghost of scandals past, the spirit said.
What do you want? Money? A job? She reached for the phone. I’ll call the foundation.
No, I’m here to give you something.
There was an instant of silence, and then the former first lady shrieked for the Secret Service.
They cannot hear you, the spirit said. I have brought you to a different plane. Tonight we will visit the past and see if there is, in fact, nothing to it. Nothing to what?
Nothing to the charge that you are dishonest.
Hillary shrieked again but they were off in the swirling darkness. Then it was 1993, and a much younger Hillary was telling a White House aide, We need those people out. We need our people in. We need the slots.
The seven employees of the White House travel office were fired, the spirit said, because you pressured senior staff to get rid of them. Yet you testified under oath that you had no role or input. Were you dishonest?
I was never charged, Hillary said.
The spirit raised his cuffed hands, holding the independent counsel’s report. Overwhelming evidence, he read from its pages, her statement under oath was factually false.
Then they flew down a long corridor lined with open doors. As they passed, they saw Craig Livingstone reading the FBI’s files on Republicans. They saw Red Bone milking cattle futures trades for $100,000. They saw the table where Hillary’s long-missing billing records from the Rose law firm reassembled themselves and materialized.
And they think I am supernatural, the spirit said.
Then they were in Bosnia where there was no sniper fire at the airport, and then on a different tarmac with the families of Americans killed in Benghazi.
A YouTube video did this? the families cried.
The spirit looked at Hillary. You emailed your daughter that it was terrorism, he said. Were you dishonest with the rest of us?
There’s no evidence of that, Hillary said.
Was the evidence on your email server? the spirit asked knowingly.
Enough! Hillary snapped. Take me back to my own plane!
In a flash, they arrived at a security checkpoint where uniformed agents waited at a stainless steel table. Hillary turned to the spirit, but he was gone. In his place was baggage, stacks and stacks of baggage. Rows and rows of stacks and stacks of baggage.
Bags on the table, please, the security officer said.
You have to let me through! Hillary shouted. I am on my way to the White House. I will never make it back with all this baggage!
Everything on the table, please.
There is no evidence! Hillary screamed, grabbing the officer’s shirt and shaking him. She woke up with a torn pillow in her hands and feathers flying.
It was only a dream! Hillary said with an exhausted sigh of relief. None of that actually happened.
She sticks to her story, you have to give her that.
Susan Shelley is a San Fernando Valley author, a former television associate producer and twice a Republican candidate for the California Assembly.
She also has thrown a few items(ash trays,etc..)
Craig Livingstone please pick up the white courtesy telephone!
'Cause she's a known world class liar?
This woman can't utter a single sentence without lying!
Suspicions?
Hillary needs an orange jumpsuit
Also a many time champion in the US Word Parsing Championships!
Suspicions?
Suspicions?
As if one needed proof that journalists are way to the left of the IQ Bell Curve.
I would settle for house arrest and a cankle bracelet. Just keep her away from the Presidency.
i have notice a real change in her since she has received the ok from teamobama. she doesn’t even try not to lie now. oh and the praise she gives obama is thick too.
She’s haunted by suspicions of dishonesty because she’s a liar. Just like her pervert husband is is.
“Dishonesty”???
How about “CRIMINALITY”???
If this woman gets away with this crime, the country should revolt. We will have become a country of lawlessness.
If Hillary gets elected, the Oval Office will need a fainting couch. ;-)
Once they skated on Vince Foster, the Clinton Crime Family knew they had it made.
This a woman whose hallmark is dishonesty and has never suffered a penalty for anything, excacerbating her inability for any sort of introspect, that her actions are wrong, morally and criminally.
Suspicions!? I just snorted coffee out my nose, warn me next time!
Uhh...because she's dishonest?
That’s a tough one!
Could it be because she’s blatantly dishonest?
This is not close enough!
This will be.
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