There is a network cable that I’ve been eyeing.... Maybe a Heath bar.
If I win this thing it’ll be a major miracle simply because I haven’t bought a ticket!
I’m gonna get a hooker...a really classy hooker.And then....
I wonder if the Buddhist Monk who was robbed buying lottery tickets in Philly will decide to venture out to buy one.
I have twice as many chances to win tonight as I did Saturday. I bought 2 tickets for tonight and zero tickets for last Saturday.
My numbers are just as viable as the numbers for all of the other tickets.
$4.00 for 2 chances. I am okay with that.
I would pit an end to FR Fundraisers... forever! :-)
The lottery was invented for people who didn’t show up when the brains were passed out.
Make a Choice: Lump Sum or Annuity
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This article - as well as others I’ve seen - does not take into account your age.
If you feel you can outlive the annuity payments then fine. Do that. But I’m 57 years old. I’d go for the lump sum.
Call me. your 450mm after tax win would be my next smallest customer account (banks/insurance companies). I’ll set you up with quality muni bonds and securities in order to protect your wealth while giving you income for life. + Gold, +NFA firearms + land + anonymity :)
A lake of beer.
If, somehow, you end up winning it all. . . .you’ll probably want to have your lawyer, accountant, and financial planner replaced by the creation of a “Family Office”.
Literally, a small firm that does nothing BUT manage your assets. This is the territory of the “high net worth” individual, will assets of ~half a billion dollars or more... and they end up paying you an “allowance” of not more than 1% of the total assets per year. In this way, you maintain and grow the wealth for generations to come. . .
I saw no mention of PERSONAL SECURITY. You will need someone to keep the kidnappers and robbers at bay once your name and location becomes public knowledge.
Better call Saul.
I’m going to donate it to Ted Cruz.
I will form the biggest Super PAC in the country and devote all of it’s assets to electing Donald Trump, and I will have more fun than anyone can imagine.
HAHAHAHA."If you can't stand in front of it with an AR15, you don't own it". For all you "investors" out there, check banking laws, the laws about stock "ownership" and look up "MF Global".
PS. You never really own your property. Tribute must always be paid to a bunch of retards sitting at a table who threaten you with violence perpetrated by simpletons in silly uniforms.
I don’t know what I’d do if I won it. I’ve seen how big that check is that they give to the winners and it wouldn’t fit in my car.......and I’ll be darned if I’m gonna walk down the street with it under my arm.
I’m donating it ALL to the hellary campaign
WHY would anyone older than 50 ask for 30 annual payments????