[Vigilanteman]

I can't speak about oil tankers, but I do manage inbound cargo vessels and everything destined for our company is moving normally.

I suppose if you can define the parameters narrowly enough, you can write doom and gloom headlines.

Today, January 11, not a single outdoor mating pair of stink bugs has been found in the entire 11 county area of southwestern Pennsylvania!

[Red Badger]

Well, there’s that, at least.................

[pa_dweller]

Today, January 11, not a single outdoor mating pair of stink bugs has been found in the entire 11 county area of southwestern Pennsylvania!

It's not for lack of trying. I killed two of the d****d things in the house (SE PA) on Saturday.

[headstamp 2]

“Today, January 11, not a single outdoor mating pair of stink bugs has been found in the entire 11 county area of southwestern Pennsylvania! “

That’s because the bastids are now INDOORS.

[Hot Tabasco]

In totally ignored news, Punxsutawney Phil stuck his head out of his hole last Thursday and was immediately snatched up by a starving homeless man who lost his job on Wallstreet...........I'm not making it up, it's true....(well sorta)

When confronted with the skinned carcass of Phil, the homeless Hedge Fund man asked if anyone had any wine recommendations for bar-b-q groundhog..........

[Sawdring]

I’ll raise your stink bugs with 8 frozen Asian Beetles that managed to crawl through the corners of my windows.