[Mr. K]

First, there is no such word as “Firstly”.

Secondly, there IS a word “secondly” which can follow a previous declarative statement.

Is there no one teaching actual proper English grammar these days?

[a fool in paradise]

A few things:

#1 you are right
B. sometimes things just don’t make sense,
and lastly, I forget...

[JoeFromSidney]

Is there no one teaching actual proper English grammar these days?

No. Worse yet, they're teaching that proper grammar is racist.

[Hot Tabasco]

Is there no one teaching actual proper English grammar these days?

I thought all the grammar cops were laid off?

[scrabblehack]

I would quarrel with the use of the word “golem” unless the thing actually moves, whether by supernatural force or robotics.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/golem?s=t

noun
1. Jewish Folklore. a figure artificially constructed in the form of a human being and endowed with life.
2. a stupid and clumsy person; blockhead.
3. an automaton.