To: BBell
I have an idea.
I’m going to scout out the TSA checkpoint. See which line had the best looking female TSA screeners.
Swallow 3 Viagra.
Wait 5 minutes.
Get back in line.
Refuse the x-ray, tell them that I’m really a female cross-dressing as a male, and demand a physical search!
:)
28 posted on
01/03/2016 11:29:19 AM PST by
The All Knowing All Seeing Oz
(I carry a handgun because even a small police officer is too big and heavy to carry.)
To: The All Knowing All Seeing Oz
See which line had the best looking female TSA screeners. The flaw in your plan...
30 posted on
01/03/2016 11:31:11 AM PST by
mac_truck
(aide toi et dieu t'aidera)
To: The All Knowing All Seeing Oz
"Alright. You can board your flight, now."
"Flight? What flight? Pat me down again,
only without the gloves this time."
35 posted on
01/03/2016 11:32:42 AM PST by
sparklite2
( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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