Not sure if I want to deal with the tedium of assessing your "work".
BTW - the "jealousy" thingee? I'm a data guy, and occasional sower of bon-mots. I can write, but I'm not a columnist, nor blogger. I assess, objectively. And I'm eminently qualified, having been on the front lines here for nearly 20 years.
So, no, Wright - I'm not "jealous" of you. I just noticed you today. :)
Merry Christmas to you too.