Dear Muslim Republicans.....
Signed
The New and Improved Libertarian Party
“Hey Joe....I’m gonna need about 5 stamps to mail these letters out.”
Dear Muslims in America,
If you don’t like the laws, and have no desire to assimilate into our culture, you should move to a nation more embracing of your needs and desires. There are millions of people in this country who will not give up their liberty to make you happy.