Posted on 12/14/2015 7:42:01 PM PST by SoFloFreeper
Donald Trump's doctor released a medical report so silly that when we asked the American Medical Association about its language, their spokesman started to laugh.
Donald Trump's doctor appears to be just as bombastic as he is.
It's the only conclusion to be drawn from a hilariously bizarre letter that the mogul's doctor-Harold Bornstein-wrote about his yuuuugely terrific health. And the letter raises as many questions as it answers.
.....Like Trump, Bornstein seems allergic to detail. And there's one conspicuous absence in the letter, according to Moreno: It has no mention of whether the mogul has ever had a colonoscopy. Bornstein is a gastroenterologist-not a general practitioner-so if Trump has had a colonoscopy, Bornstein probably did it. And at 69, Trump is of age to get the routine (if unpleasant) test.
"I think that's a very reasonable question at this point for a journalist to ask: Has he had a colonoscopy?" said Moreno.
If the mogul has had one, Moreno added, voters may be curious as to whether the exam found any colon polyps and, if so, if any had to be removed. A Trump spokesperson did not respond to a request for comment on whether the real estate magnate has had a colonoscopy or had any colon polyps removed.
(Excerpt) Read more at thedailybeast.com ...
Bill’s released medical records
missing....it took 3 separate fires
Ha ha. It’s never enough. Where are obama’s medical records?
Wow, they really want to crawl up the Donald's ass.
Has the press ever asked this of Obama ? Well, we all know Reggie Love has probably given him a few, but I mean from a doctor.
Not to worry, the media will be giving Donald J. Trump a a very thorough colonoscopy for the next year or so.
Obama didn’t have a colonoscopy. He had some kind of x-ray alternative.
Should have had it signed by U.K. Leighley
“Donald Trump’s doctor appears to be just as bombastic as he is.”
I wonder if he’s any relation to Johnny Carson’s lawyer, Bombastic Bushkin.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/08/books/review/johnny-carson-by-henry-bushkin.html?_r=0
I find it fitting that Donald tRUMP’s primary care physician is a proctologist.
“As evidenced by Hillary Clinton’s medical records, now available to all, the status of her health has been steady and remarkably consistent!” said Andrea Mitchell, NBC News.
Yes, we need someone less bombastic to lead our country. Someone should say something less bombastic like, “We are the ones we have been waiting for.” They should also act less bombastic too, like just standing in front of some common Greek columns or something. Good grief media, you have no common decency.
I am 100 percent certain I have never taken an interest in any candidate's polyps or lack thereof. Is this some sort of big flaming issue to gay voters or ...what?
They did everything short of calling Obama the second coming of Jesus Christ. What did Oprah call him? “the one”. WTF is that if not bombastic?
It’s hubristic.
“I find it fitting that Donald tRUMP’s primary care physician is a proctologist.”
What part of you does it fit?
"If elected" Bornstein writes, "Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."
I laughed at the above statement as it is a grandiose lie as the doctor has no idea how healthy any other President was. Trump had to write that sentence himself. I think the whole letter is contrived and written by Trump or he gave the doctor the letter to copy. It is a farce. Trump must think everyone in this country will believe any piece of nonsense he puts out.
It’s hubristic.
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Not if the doctor uses enough luberistic.
KY?
I see what you did there.
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