Texas School Bans Star Wars T-shirt Because There Is a Gun on It

[bgill]

A kid should get Clockboy’s clock printed on a t-shirt and write “ALARM!” below it. Maybe he could get $15 million when the ding bat school calls the cops.

Parents have forgotten they are the schools’ bosses. A visit with the school board will put a stop to this nonsense. If the board is resistant, then vote them out and run yourself.

[envisio]

hell you say.....

[bgill]

Went through the line a few days ago. They ask if you have a CHL and carrying, if you say yes, they pass you through. If you say no, you have dump your pockets and they search you. Major stupidity.

[publius911]

Texas School Bans Star Wars T-shirt Because There Is a Gun on It

In other news, the same subhuman morons have ordered every history book, past and present to have images of The Minute Man, and Mighty Mo from WW2 cut out!

[Sybeck1]

I had the same lunchbox

[KC_Lion]

Hokey Religions and Ancient Weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.

[publius911]

This one's OK.

So is this one...

[Red in Blue PA]

This is from Texas??????

[Rockpile]

School bans Star Wars t- shirt.

So did the bricks in the wall ban the shirt? Was it a table in the cafeteria or a ceiling tile in a lab or a pencil sharpener that sent him home?

Amazing how no edu-tard professionals were involved in the decision.

[Prole]

This was the design on my lunchbox in 1984. One can only imagine the prison sentence we would get for having images of robots firing their laser weapons.

[Rebelbase]

I had the same one!

[Idaho_Cowboy]

It�€™s a storm trooper. They can�€™t hit anything.

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I watched Star Ways Episode IV last night and when Obi Wan says “... And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.” I couldn't stop laughing.

Clearly Obi Wan was not aware of how things had changed since General Order 66 was issued. Later in the movie Luke complains about not being able to see a thing while wearing the Storm Trooper helmet and I thought: A-Ha it's the lousy helmet that makes it so they can't hit anything.

[Jewbacca]

In fairness, the stormtroopers missed on the Death Star because they were ordered to allow the prisoners to escape, thereby permitting them to track the Millennium Falcon back to the Rebel Base.

It’s actually an important plot point.

But the jokes are still funny.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Um...that's a blaster. An energy weapon. It doesn't exist.

"This is not the gun you are looking for."