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Texas School Bans Star Wars T-shirt Because There Is a Gun on It
Posted on 12/14/2015 6:19:45 AM PST by servo1969
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To: servo1969
A kid should get Clockboyâs clock printed on a t-shirt and write âALARM!â below it. Maybe he could get $15 million when the ding bat school calls the cops.
Parents have forgotten they are the schoolsâ bosses. A visit with the school board will put a stop to this nonsense. If the board is resistant, then vote them out and run yourself.
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posted on
12/14/2015 7:35:17 AM PST
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bgill
(CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: unixfox
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12/14/2015 7:37:25 AM PST
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envisio
(I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
To: 5Madman2
Went through the line a few days ago. They ask if you have a CHL and carrying, if you say yes, they pass you through. If you say no, you have dump your pockets and they search you. Major stupidity.
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12/14/2015 7:41:39 AM PST
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bgill
(CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: servo1969
Texas School Bans Star Wars T-shirt Because There Is a Gun on It In other news, the same subhuman morons have ordered every history book, past and present to have images of The Minute Man, and Mighty Mo from WW2 cut out!
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posted on
12/14/2015 7:45:41 AM PST
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publius911
(IMPEACH HIM NOW! evil ignorant stupid or crazy-doesn't matter!)
To: massmike
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posted on
12/14/2015 7:48:01 AM PST
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Sybeck1
(John Hardy Allen 10-6-44 - 11-23-15)
To: servo1969; GraceG; Sarah Barracuda
Hokey Religions and Ancient Weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.
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posted on
12/14/2015 7:48:30 AM PST
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KC_Lion
(The fences are going up all over Europe. We shall not see them down again in our lifetime.)
To: lacrew
This one's OK.
So is this one...
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posted on
12/14/2015 8:06:40 AM PST
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publius911
(IMPEACH HIM NOW! evil ignorant stupid or crazy-doesn't matter!)
To: servo1969
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posted on
12/14/2015 8:26:20 AM PST
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Red in Blue PA
(war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, obama loves America)
To: servo1969
School bans Star Wars t- shirt.
So did the bricks in the wall ban the shirt? Was it a table in the cafeteria or a ceiling tile in a lab or a pencil sharpener that sent him home?
Amazing how no edu-tard professionals were involved in the decision.
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posted on
12/14/2015 8:28:43 AM PST
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Rockpile
To: massmike
This was the design on my lunchbox in 1984. One can only imagine the prison sentence we would get for having images of robots firing their laser weapons.
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12/14/2015 8:45:23 AM PST
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Prole
To: DCBryan1
To: Jewbacca
It�s a storm trooper. They can�t hit anything.
I watched Star Ways Episode IV last night and when Obi Wan says “... And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.” I couldn't stop laughing.
Clearly Obi Wan was not aware of how things had changed since General Order 66 was issued. Later in the movie Luke complains about not being able to see a thing while wearing the Storm Trooper helmet and I thought: A-Ha it's the lousy helmet that makes it so they can't hit anything.
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12/14/2015 11:20:00 AM PST
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Idaho_Cowboy
(Ride for the Brand. Joshua 24:15)
To: Idaho_Cowboy
In fairness, the stormtroopers missed on the Death Star because they were ordered to allow the prisoners to escape, thereby permitting them to track the Millennium Falcon back to the Rebel Base.
It’s actually an important plot point.
But the jokes are still funny.
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12/14/2015 12:04:03 PM PST
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Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: servo1969
Um...that's a blaster. An energy weapon. It doesn't exist.
"This is not the gun you are looking for."
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12/14/2015 1:03:20 PM PST
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Bloody Sam Roberts
(Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
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