I volunteer to give her a burial. IF they allow me to first go to WalMart and buy all the bacon a cart will hold to shower her corpse with before it’s put in the casket.
Seems like a waste of a good pork product. I recommend something a little less commercial like abdominal viscera. Just about any rendering plant will be glad to sell it for a very small price. If you explain what it is going to be used for, they may even give you a load for free.