The first sentence in this article was probably the best example of hysterical drama-queen bullshit I’ve ever read.
Tony Dokoupil is the author of “The Last Pirate.” About his prolific drug-dealer father. In looking at this model photo headshots it looks like he could be writing an auto-bio sequel called “The last Butt Pirate.”
I know, right? I could barely believe someone wrote that and believes it.