[Yo-Yo]

It is almost certain that 2015 will be the highest year on record for private gun sales in the United States. But when national polls ask how many households own guns, the numbers appear to be the same or dropping. How do we reconcile this seeming contradiction?

Well, in my case it is because I lost all of my guns in a tragic boating accident, then went out and replaced them all, only to lose them again in another boating accident. Must have happened to me four or five times now in the past few years.

I really need to be more careful out on the water.

[tiki]

Isn’t that odd, same thing happened to me.

[moovova]

I think the pollsters are asking the wrong questions

First question should be...”Have you had any tragic boat accidents recently?”.

Much more telling...

[Doomonyou]

No boating accidents. Tell pollsters you tuned them all in at a gun “buy back” for fifty bucks apiece.