But their premise is that your rejection of their theory of “anything gratifying is normal” is wrong. Homosexuality? Okay if it gratifies. Anything actually, except the gratification one might get from guns, or cigarettes, or conservatism.
That premise is accepted by nearly everyone ... thus the almost universal *shrug* from those who don't personally feel like doing their business with someone of the same sex, right now, but will not have any standard other than "consent" applied to their own urges.
glGuns, cigarettes, and conservatism is one thing, but I would feel complete gratification standing on top of these doctors’ desks and dropping a deuce right in the middle of their daily planner.