The 'real world' is gonna eat this one alive.
1 posted on
10/28/2015 1:02:46 PM PDT by
simpson96
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2 posted on
10/28/2015 1:05:01 PM PDT by
TexasCajun
(#BlackViolenceMatters)
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3 posted on
10/28/2015 1:05:28 PM PDT by
TexasCajun
(#BlackViolenceMatters)
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She’s just trying to leave her mark...
[insert various jokes here]
5 posted on
10/28/2015 1:06:04 PM PDT by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: simpson96
Her eyebrows are too dark.
6 posted on
10/28/2015 1:06:17 PM PDT by
Paladin2
(my non-desktop devices are no longer allowed to try to fix speling and punctuation, nor my gran-mah.)
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7 posted on
10/28/2015 1:06:24 PM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(There is no "allah" but satan, and mohammed was his demon-possessed tool.)
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I’m too sexy for my shirt.
To: simpson96
Explain again why all Leftists are too valuable to be gassed.
10 posted on
10/28/2015 1:07:51 PM PDT by
jonascord
(It's sarcasm unless otherwise noted... This time, it's not.)
To: simpson96
In my experience, I rarely hear too thrown around about men. You hear someone say, "He's short," but you seldom hear "too short."I admit that I'm too fat, too old and too ugly. My mother ( a female btw) often told me I was too smart for my own good and my wife (another female) used to tell me I was too lazy. So there!
13 posted on
10/28/2015 1:09:24 PM PDT by
pgkdan
(But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
To: simpson96
Cameron Schaeffer, who identifies herself as a freshman... Shouldn't that be "freshperson"?
Schaeffer is obviously a sexist throwback to an anachronistic pre-modern era. I demand that she be expelled, or at the very least be forced to bake blueberry muffins for anyone who, like me, is offended by her self-characterizations.
14 posted on
10/28/2015 1:09:35 PM PDT by
Leaning Right
(Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
To: simpson96
A slight resemblance to Mary Katherine Ham, with lighter hair. Attractive to this old goat.
15 posted on
10/28/2015 1:10:11 PM PDT by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: simpson96
Melissa Harris-Perry needs to be introduced to a large pile of rocks and provided with a small hammer . There to remain for about 5 years
To: simpson96
The big moron and the little moron were walking beside a cliff. The big moron fell off, the little one didn’t.
Because he was a little...more...on.
This chick is the big moron. She’ll fall off because she is TOO big of a moron.
17 posted on
10/28/2015 1:11:39 PM PDT by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
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19 posted on
10/28/2015 1:14:04 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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21 posted on
10/28/2015 1:14:52 PM PDT by
FourPeas
("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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Well, all I have to say is that personally, I’m too sexy for my shirt.
22 posted on
10/28/2015 1:16:30 PM PDT by
Maceman
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There is no proper way for a woman to cut her hair,let alone do anything right in this world. I would poke pins in my eyeballs before I would spend a second in the company of someone with this attitude.
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26 posted on
10/28/2015 1:21:15 PM PDT by
WayneS
(Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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