[Vigilanteman]

. . . he denounced his rivals, the tone of the contest and even the party’s followers.

What do they mean "even the party’s followers"? Jeb Bush essentially declared war on them when he came out for amnesty and decided he didn't need them.

[mkjessup]

Memo

To: YEB
Fr: MkJessup
Re: F—K YOU!!

That’s all, now GTFO.

[Qiviut]

The campaign is also planning to push slogans including “Jeb Can Fix It” ....

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Oh good grief. I’m sure being Mr. Fix It will totally set his campaign on a winning trajectory .... NOT.

[MamaB]

Bless his little heart.

[tflabo]

Why such a long goodbye Jebbers?

[tennmountainman]

Yeb has gone from “Joyful” to downright nasty, with a Yuge sense of
entitlement. I don’t see how he recovers.

[tflabo]

Terri Schiavo got fixed too. If he couldn’t save her from the lil swamp judges death edicts how is he gonna save America? No can do El Yeb.

[Lurkinanloomin]

The Joyful Tippy-toes Disrupter Tortoise is turning into the Crabby Slouch-shouldered Establishment Weasel

[Parley Baer]

...and one of his top people skimming 1.3 million.

[Jeff Chandler]

Mr Bush has failed to set the campaign alight.

No s***, Sherlock.

[Billthedrill]

The campaign is also planning to push slogans including "Jeb Can Fix It" and emphasise "experience over experiment" as Mr Bush seeks to catch up with Mr Trump.

Whoa - I can feel the very blood coursing through my veins at that level of inspiration. If Yeb needs a couple more staffers to fire I'd humbly suggest whoever came up with those clunkers. Were I inclined - and I'm not - to issue forth from my warm home in the November sleet to go door to do for that pasty-faced nonentity it sure as hell wouldn't be with "Jeb Can Fix It" ringing in my ears.

You can tell, you really can, when a candidate surrounds himself with earnest marketeers and psych majors who have never gotten their boots muddy in their lives, intent on such buzz-word distractions as optics and sloganeering hermeneutics. Hillary has a whole team of them. In fact, if it can be codified onto a bumper sticker it probably isn't particularly sound intellectually - "Arms Are For Hugging" and "CoExist!" come to mind - nor do I except "Make America Great Again!" but for the plain fact that it's one hell of huge improvement over "Jeb Can Fix It" and Trump probably didn't pay a marketing research company a few million to come up with it.

[DaxtonBrown]

People can smell fear in a politician. Jeb is stinking up the place.

[MARKUSPRIME]

Go run for president of Mehico errr Mexico Jeb