Whoa - I can feel the very blood coursing through my veins at that level of inspiration. If Yeb needs a couple more staffers to fire I'd humbly suggest whoever came up with those clunkers. Were I inclined - and I'm not - to issue forth from my warm home in the November sleet to go door to do for that pasty-faced nonentity it sure as hell wouldn't be with "Jeb Can Fix It" ringing in my ears.
You can tell, you really can, when a candidate surrounds himself with earnest marketeers and psych majors who have never gotten their boots muddy in their lives, intent on such buzz-word distractions as optics and sloganeering hermeneutics. Hillary has a whole team of them. In fact, if it can be codified onto a bumper sticker it probably isn't particularly sound intellectually - "Arms Are For Hugging" and "CoExist!" come to mind - nor do I except "Make America Great Again!" but for the plain fact that it's one hell of huge improvement over "Jeb Can Fix It" and Trump probably didn't pay a marketing research company a few million to come up with it.
“You can tell, you really can, when a candidate surrounds himself with earnest marketeers and psych majors who have never gotten their boots muddy in their lives, intent on such buzz-word distractions as optics and sloganeering hermeneutics.”
Indeed. That whole pathetic avatar of Lincoln tableau when he gave his petulant “I have cooler things to do” declamation. Vomit inducing.