Of course, rabbis would NEVER act that way....
A cruise liner sinks and a lone-surviving Jew is able to swim to a deserted island. Years later he’s found by a passing vessel and they find him and ask about his ordeal and the multiple constructions he’s built.
“That’s my synagogue....that’s my house....that’s my supply shed...that’s my fish smoking/drying hut.....that’s another sysnagogue....”
“Wait— you just said that was the synagogue. Why did you build two just for yourself?”
“That’s the one I pray in and THAT’s the one I won’t step foot in...”