[bigdaddy45]

Whatever happened to law and order? OUT the window I'm telling you.....

[stephenjohnbanker]

What a man

What a man

What a Dirty Old Man !!

[stylecouncilor]

Ping

[Gamecock]

The 87-year-old man police say was soliciting an undercover cop posing as a prostitute will not be prosecuted.

Klein allegedly claimed he thought the woman he approached was someone he knew from church.

What kind of church does this guy attend?

[nickcarraway]

Let me guess, he charged the prostitute with attempted murder.

[BigEdLB]

87 and functional? Man is a model to us all... LOL

[DoughtyOne]

I can see letting him off, but was the “Atta-boy!” necessary?

LOL

/s

[lee martell]

Every so often, common sense rules the day.
Don’t prosecute this 87 y/o man, better to give him a high five and a Betty Grable Calendar.

[WayneS]

The prosecutor agreed not to pursue charges in exchange for the man revealing the name of the Church he attends...

[Leep]

Going IN Style (1979)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFBTnavIGHg

[Psalm 144]

Frazier DeLeone

[Forgotten Amendments]

They humiliated the old guy anyway. Mission accomplished. We are so much safer now. Your tax $$$ at work.

[sten]

i have no problem with this.

[clamper1797]

Assault with a dead weapon ?

[Loyalist]

It is the conceit of every generation to think that it discovered sex. Kudos to this old fella for deflating that conceit.

[Catmom]

They need to take Viagra off the Medicare Part D list.

[PGR88]

The suspect was released into the custody of his parents with a warning....

[ClearCase_guy]

The old guy wanted to get off easy — but not like this.

[red-dawg]

An old man walks into a church, and goes for a confession.
The priest pulls back the window, and the old man says: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am 80 years
old and I was walking home from the library the other day and two college girls stopped their car and said they were on spring break and needed directions and we got into a discussion and they offered
to drive me home and on the way one of them asked me the last time I'd had sex and I told them it had been years and
she said would I like to have some fun and before I knew it the three of us were in my apartment and I had the most magnificent sex for two nights and the day between and they're still there waiting for me and promised they'd show me things I never even knew a
man and woman could do. And that's why I've come to confession."

And the priest asks, "When was the last time you went to confession?"

And the old man says, "Actually, this is the first time."

And the priest says, "You're 80 years old and this is your first confession? Why now?"

And the old man says, "Because I'm Jewish."

And the priest asks, "In that case, why are you telling me?"

And the old man says, "I'm telling everybody."

[beethovenfan]

The guy’s a real optimist.

[Autonomous User]

I think he was out collecting for the Red Cross.