[Michael.SF.]

Pate uses mostly circumstantial evidence to “prove” King is white,

Such evidence might include:

1) Has more than two jars of Mayonnaise in his house.
2) Only Black artist in music collection is Ray Charles.
3) Has SPF 30 sun protection lotion in medicine cabinet.
4) In garage has: Ski equipment, Tennis rackets and golf clubs.
5) Is known to go swimming on a regular basis.
6) Was seen boiling his ribs before "smoking" them.
7) Can't dance.
8) Cannot name three NBA players.

[Red Badger]

9) Couldn’t hit a 3-pointer if his life depended on it.

[Ezekiel]

LOL. Excellent.

And how about

Visits national parks