I hope he washed them before he ate them.
1 posted on
08/12/2015 10:31:26 AM PDT by
aomagrat
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To: aomagrat
Lot of Clemson fans up that way.
2 posted on
08/12/2015 10:32:45 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(Many Atheists: "There is no God and I hate Him!")
To: aomagrat
Yeah...the commentary on this story should be interesting.
3 posted on
08/12/2015 10:34:15 AM PDT by
Milton Miteybad
(I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
To: aomagrat
4 posted on
08/12/2015 10:34:32 AM PDT by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: aomagrat
Geez Louise. If the poor man has a colostomy bag, and he’s going to shoplift food, well, just a bad combination........
To: aomagrat
And when they searched him, he probably said “SCAT!”
6 posted on
08/12/2015 10:34:38 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
(I prep because DHS and FEMA told me it was a good idea...)
To: aomagrat
7 posted on
08/12/2015 10:34:41 AM PDT by
Sister_T
(Atttaaaaccckkkkkk Waaaattttcccchhhhh! https://youtu.be/-XYKRokgX00)
To: aomagrat
"Gimme some of that brown round."
To: aomagrat
The store has decided they don’t want their merchandise returned.
9 posted on
08/12/2015 10:36:06 AM PDT by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: aomagrat
So he stashed his stolen steaks in his colostomy bag.
What a novel idea! And I bet that also added to the tenderization process before cooking!
/barf
10 posted on
08/12/2015 10:36:53 AM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
To: aomagrat
Thank You, God. /Noob prayer
11 posted on
08/12/2015 10:37:40 AM PDT by
GoneSalt
To: aomagrat
Many grocery stores sell marinated meat, ready to go.
12 posted on
08/12/2015 10:39:04 AM PDT by
ConservativeInPA
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To: aomagrat
How could someone tell the difference between the steak sauce and the other stuff?
13 posted on
08/12/2015 10:39:19 AM PDT by
grumpygresh
(We don't have Democrats and Republicans, we have the Faustian uni-party)
To: aomagrat
What a s**tty way to steal a steak!
14 posted on
08/12/2015 10:40:10 AM PDT by
Crystal Palace East
("We Must All Hang Together, or Assuredly We Will All Hang Separately" B. Franklin)
To: aomagrat
Confucius say “man who put steaks in colostomy bag have s****y meal.”
15 posted on
08/12/2015 10:41:01 AM PDT by
henkster
(Ms. Clinton, are you a criminal or just really stupid?)
To: aomagrat
18 posted on
08/12/2015 10:46:43 AM PDT by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: aomagrat
One wonders where he hid the A1.
19 posted on
08/12/2015 10:51:01 AM PDT by
YourAdHere
(I just took a big Obama.)
To: aomagrat
Honey, this steak tastes like sh**!
20 posted on
08/12/2015 10:56:08 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: aomagrat
Saves him the bother of eating them. It’s where they will end up, anyway.
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22 posted on
08/12/2015 11:21:16 AM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: aomagrat
Employees informed deputies that a man had stolen five packages of steaks, valued at $75, by stuffing the steaks into a canvas bag and then leaving the store without paying. That's not a colostomy bag. It may be the bag he keeps his colostomy supplies in. He did not put five steaks inside a colostomy bag.
23 posted on
08/12/2015 11:22:19 AM PDT by
BykrBayb
(Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. ~ Þ)
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