Florida man arrested after attempting to carjack unmarked police cruiser

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[ridesthemiles]

I keep saying that there is trouble coming & that we have a target-rich environment.

This is another piece of proof.

[GoneSalt]

“Dis ain’t Sizzler?”

[SharpRightTurn]

It appears Dominique skipped too many MENSA meetings, much to his detriment.

[hal ogen]

Obviously D was just looking for his reparations and also fighting white privilege. The fool probably will get a beer summit at the white house with the Big Dope.

[Boogieman]

Steak knife? What was he going to do if someone resisted him? Saw a piece off of them?

[MeshugeMikey]

THAT WOULD BE RACESS!!

[MeshugeMikey]

[FirstFlaBn]

I tried to tell you we weren’t spending enough on education and job training programs.

[Drew68]

"Florida Man"

So many great stories begin with these words.

[Farmer Dean]

A cop friend of mine says,”We usually only catch the stupid ones.”

[ExCTCitizen]

Not really, in the African community... they are VERY CREATIVE in names. A worker I hired is named Beverley. Honest guy.

[MeshugeMikey]

The only other use of Beverly for a man’s nameI that I’m familiar with Is George Beverley Shea

[mumblypeg]

If laughter is the best medicine, googling the phrase “Florida man” is a guaranteed cure for the blues. Highly recommended.