Trump or Zap Brannigan?

VANITY / HUMOR

[TigerClaws]

Which of these was said by Donald Trump, and which by Zap Brannigan?

•"We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don’t stand for".

• “You know, it doesn’t really matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass”.

• "Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser".

• "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it."

• "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards".

• “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault”.

• “These guys are total losers, they had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions”

• “She is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision”

• “She is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct”.

• “Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting.”

• “I’ve never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about.”

[LukeL]

Z,T,T,Z,Z,T,Z,T,Z,Z,Z

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Oh! I’ll play!

1. The man with no name - Zap Brannigan
2. Trump
3. Trump
4. Brannigan
5. Checkmate. Brannigan.
6. Trump
7. Trump
8. Trump (Referring to Arianna Huffington I believe)
9. Trump
10. Trump
11. Brannigan

[jonascord]

•"We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don’t stand for". Zap
• “You know, it doesn’t really matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass”. Zap
• "Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser". Donny
• "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it." Zap
• "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards". Zap
• “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault”. Donny
• “These guys are total losers, they had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions” Donny
• “She is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision” Donny
• “She is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct”. Donny
• “Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting.” Donny
• “I’ve never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about.” Zap

How did I do?

[BradyLS]

Are you sure none of these were said by Charlie Sheen? :-D

[haroldeveryman]

“Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser”.

Sounds like something Leo Durocher once said: “Show me a gracious loser, and I’ll show you a loser.”

Not a nice guy, but he sure was a good manager.

[Talisker]

[Crim]

LMAO!!!!!

[TigerClaws]

Ha!

This has many of the quotes. Want to credit the source:

http://mentalfloss.com/node/14178/take

[familyop]

No one would be able to tell without being given the answers.

[onona]

I'd prefer Laura

[onona]

[Mr. K]

I would rather have either one of them than the current cowards in The Stupid Party

[mrsmith]

It would be much harder to distinguish quotes from Zap and Obama.
Zap is a fictional embodiment of an arrogant idiot in charge after all.