[Old Sarge]

AHA! THE LIGHTNING HATH FOUND THEE AND THY VILE ARMPIT ODOUR!

OD'S BLOOD, THE STENCH DOTH RISE TO ASGARD FROM THE CARCASS!

I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE... (urp)

[CatherineofAragon]

The queer and/or queer-lover is probably still reading, so I'll pose this for his consideration. How could the Lord of creation "never imagine" something?

And since Jesus is God in the flesh, how could He contradict His own word, which is clear that homosexuality is a vile abomination?

The liberal homo lover wasn't thinking....he was feeeeeeeeeling.

[luvie]

Ods bodkins! Another troll carcass to haul away!

[RitaOK]

Thanks, Sarge! Great ping for sure!

This one was a poor poseur and totally UN-churched.

[lonevoice]

Thanks, Old Sarge.

Here's a link to his posting history

[Semper Mark]

I prefer to have mine well done

[Col Freeper]

Dear: Mr./Mrs./Ms./Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Lesbian/Transsexual/Cross-Dresser/Switch-Hitter/Ambiguous/Unidentifiable, self-identifying as "Chatlee".

Your Comment: I am a deep Bible reader But also a questioner. No where is it reported that Jesus had an opinion on gay marriage. He probably could not even imagine such a thing happening. But it is not certain that he would have condemned the relationship between two of his disciples. Jesus condemned very few. That was not his way. And he never condemned those who loved and served and believed.

It appears that you are a deep Bible reader alright, but your problem is that it's this bible, provided to you by Your Bestest Friend Forever, Lucifer (Beelzebub) Mammon.

Your Zot has been noticed, and Overly Concerned Girlfriend will forever be "Overly Concerned" about you.

Some other Ladies were interested as well:

Reddy Kilowatt was happy to provide the necessary "Zap Power" that was used:

You have been awarded Lifetime Membership in the Blazin' Butts Club.

If you wish, submit multiple copies of the FR Butthurt form (triplicate usually works).

Be sure to sign up for "Obama-lama-ding-dong-care" and request an immediate "Cranial Relocation" operation.

Well ..... after the flames die down sufficiently of course.

Do take advantage of the many free (or at least low cost) self-help courses available on the innerwebs. The one below sounds like it might just be tailor made for you and your situation.

Oh yea, and if you try to sneak back on FR, be sure to use a signup screen name that will fool everyone here. You know, something like: "UranusOrbit'".