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To: Chatlee; TheOldLady; KC_Lion; F15Eagle; Zionist Conspirator; 50mm; darkwing104; Arrowhead1952; ...
Dear: Mr./Mrs./Ms./Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Lesbian/Transsexual/Cross-Dresser/Switch-Hitter/Ambiguous/Unidentifiable, self-identifying as "Chatlee".

Your Comment: I am a deep Bible reader But also a questioner. No where is it reported that Jesus had an opinion on gay marriage. He probably could not even imagine such a thing happening. But it is not certain that he would have condemned the relationship between two of his disciples. Jesus condemned very few. That was not his way. And he never condemned those who loved and served and believed.

It appears that you are a deep Bible reader alright, but your problem is that it's this bible, provided to you by Your Bestest Friend Forever, Lucifer (Beelzebub) Mammon.


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Your Zot has been noticed, and Overly Concerned Girlfriend will forever be "Overly Concerned" about you.

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Some other Ladies were interested as well:

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Reddy Kilowatt was happy to provide the necessary "Zap Power" that was used:

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You have been awarded Lifetime Membership in the Blazin' Butts Club.

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If you wish, submit multiple copies of the FR Butthurt form (triplicate usually works).

Be sure to sign up for "Obama-lama-ding-dong-care" and request an immediate "Cranial Relocation" operation.

Well ..... after the flames die down sufficiently of course.

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Do take advantage of the many free (or at least low cost) self-help courses available on the innerwebs. The one below sounds like it might just be tailor made for you and your situation.

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Oh yea, and if you try to sneak back on FR, be sure to use a signup screen name that will fool everyone here. You know, something like: "UranusOrbit'".

94 posted on 07/03/2015 10:38:04 AM PDT by Col Freeper (FR: A smorgasbord of Conservative Mindfood - dig in and enjoy it!)
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To: Col Freeper

Well done!


95 posted on 07/03/2015 11:54:21 AM PDT by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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To: Col Freeper; Old Sarge

Anti-troll microaggression!


98 posted on 07/03/2015 1:56:11 PM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: Col Freeper; humblegunner
And a "Well Done!" from Electro-Mod, Keeper of the ZOT Bolts.



99 posted on 07/04/2015 11:32:46 AM PDT by shibumi ("Cover it with gas and set it on fire.")
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